Timid Shy Lad Seeking New Friends (With Money please!)

Budgie · Post by **Budgie** » Fri 02 May, 2003 1:15 pm

Greetings All.

Just joined today. (Would've joined yesterday but the Hospital wouldn't release me until today! I now have a piece of paper to say I am sane!)

Those that know me will tell you that I am a 48 year old ugly bloke that looks like a slob. They will also tell you that I am an Ex-Rockape, an Ex-miner and passionately stupid daft about supporting Chester City FC.

But God doesn't want me to be happy all the time so I now live in Mansfield, Nottinghamshire.

I am still in perfect shape and have a body like a god.
(Look it's true. Round IS a shape and Buddha IS a god)

Married with 4 kids , 2 boys, 2 girls. (Well 2 boys, 1 girl and 1 with 666 stamped on her head!)

I am so well balanced that I dribble from both sides of my mouth at the same time.

My ambition in life is to be happy and live until I'm 92 and then be shot by a jealous husband!

Well that's me in a Nuthouse, sorry Nutshell. Hiya

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri 02 May, 2003 1:30 pm

Hi Budgie

Good to see you here matey, hope you enjoy the banter, several of your friends are on this site.............

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Fri 02 May, 2003 3:45 pm

Those that know me will tell you that I am a 48 year old ugly bloke that looks like a slob. They will also tell you that I am an Ex-Rockape, an Ex-miner and passionately stupid daft about supporting Chester City FC.

Budgie, you match all the criteria, you should have joined yonks ago, welcome, enjoy.

I can't believe I was nice to a Rockape; Nurse, more of whatever it was!

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Fri 02 May, 2003 3:46 pm

I am struggling, manfully, to resist the temptation to mention the word "new"
Welcome aboard Budgie, loved your tv series mate, much better than yer singing

Aye,

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Fri 02 May, 2003 5:03 pm

Timid Shy Lad Seeking Nee Friends ( with Money Please).... that says it all really does'nt it?

Now come here lad and I'll show you the ropes, whats yer name... Budgie? well thats a nice name.......come sit beside me, Take yr boots off and pull up a sandbag.....now what was it, Friends with money?..... YOU'LL BE BLOODY LUCKY LAD..... empty yr pockets out and lets see what you've got...........Nawt........typical Rock Ape, comes over from another forum and expects to find a sugar daddy......... By the way we do the funnys you just read em....OK
Welcome...... at least you'r not an Agile Suffering Bystander!

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Fri 02 May, 2003 5:10 pm

welcome budgie, I suppose working with sarah ferguson, (andy`s old Pash) would send anyone insane, at least you`ve not gone to SEED. anyway, welcome aboard.

Budgie, you`ll fit in well in Mansfield, they`re all Ugly Buggers up there

Andy O'Pray · Post by **Andy O'Pray** » Fri 02 May, 2003 5:18 pm

Welcome Budgie. Your piece of paper is not valid in here, but we will work on you then give you the crazy test.

Aye - andy.

Budgie · Post by **Budgie** » Fri 02 May, 2003 5:37 pm

Thanks for the welcome guys

Mike. That's a hell of an echo mate.

You can hear it this side of the Menai

Tab · Post by **Tab** » Fri 02 May, 2003 6:52 pm

Well not to worry you can't help were you where born mate, apart from that you sound just like one of us even if you do live up north.
:drinking:

Jan Milligan · Post by **Jan Milligan** » Fri 02 May, 2003 7:43 pm

Yo, Budgie, I'm guessing that the 27,000 membership from you know where now sits at Nil

YAAAAAAAAAAY
Jan

bean · Post by **bean** » Fri 02 May, 2003 7:46 pm

You will be well at home here then, loads of insane ramblings on here to make you feel at home. Welcome to the club.

Lee

Friday 7.16pm, home, 3rd bottle of Newcastle brown.

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Fri 02 May, 2003 8:46 pm

Good Evening Budgie

A little known fact ref this site.

We are trying to get Warner Bros (looney tunes division) to sponsor it.

Apart from that welcome aboard.

aye steve evans

barbie · Post by **barbie** » Fri 02 May, 2003 8:49 pm

AS one of the few sane people to use this site ,purely for research, I would like to welcome you, I too have a perfect body, and lots of money, and you can safely converse with me without fear of being teased or being called names, fortunately there are a few users of this site who have passed their sell by date and no longer spend much time in touch with reality. I am marketing a new drug (mycoxaflopin) and hope they will all improve with its use, they keep me in fits , and reassure me that male chauvinism is alive and well.

Oh and my only problem is that I sometimes lie.

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Fri 02 May, 2003 8:53 pm

I was just Sooooooooooo tempted to break into your post Barbie and do some amendments, that I may yet do it just for the laugh, but it would break up the flow of your considered meanderings.

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