Wheres Loz

[Screaming Eagle]

Loz girl
Where are you?,I have been missing your posts and your humor.
There is a lot of BS on this site at the moment Bush,Iraq etc.
I look forward to hearing from you via the PM system again.
Take it easy sister
Jo Beth

[El Prez]

Harry your spelling is suffering again!

[harry hackedoff]

Parry,
WRONG,
Aye think not
H

[JulesB]

I mailed Loz last week after you helpfully suggested I speak to her. I havent heard anything yet, so she really does seem to have gone awol!

[harry hackedoff]

Rest easy, boys.
I know how you frett, so I called Loz today for a chat. Alls well, but she`s been busy, with the wee man and work and the house and everything.
Oh, and Hoppy`s home again
Says she might be busy for some time, yet

Aye

[harry hackedoff]

And whilst you`re wandering, the Mutster has been low profile, lately, as he`s on attachment in Hereford.
Apparently, it`s the most gruelling Creative Writing Course anywhere in the world
Cheers, Muts

Aye, Harry

[harry hackedoff]

What?

Is that all you miss?

Ad Hoc Lambrusco as the Para once said.

Feel better, now?

Dulce et decorum est to go out on the piss

Aye

[harry hackedoff]

No, mate, he`s a Celt.

At least, I think that`s how it`s spelt

As Horace once said," Mutley? Who the f&*ks Mutley?"

cheers, ears

Aye

[El Prez]

Re the original caring/sharing thread, 'wherefore art thou Lozkins?'; and at the risk of being gollocked to a wall, aren't these girly types supposed to be multi-tasking, multi-capable and multi-everything? What's up. I run a house, cook, clean up after Nurse and feed the cat; then I've time for my sumo class, shopping at Sainsburys and even a tete a tete in the pub. C'mon Loz, get a grip.

Owdun old son, lend us yer sanger again, I heard a thunk and I'm sure there's a whistling noise in the air. Funny how nurse is missing when there's incoming! PS ??? are there two Ts in "Oh Shitt"?

[El Prez]

Thought that might draw you out of your hidey hole! Prepare to meet Tara, star of the new docu-soap, Doctor Rob's Glove Puppets; a story of everyday gynaecological disasters. (see 'I'm new') It's a blessing being ambidextrous.

[Beast]

Welcome back Loz, we were all getting worried where you had disappeared too.
Glad to hear you safe and all.