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The BBC televising the Edinburgh tattoo but changing camera every time they're just about to show my brother!
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fat people saying "Its glandular" when its handular usually and then they have the audacity to claim benefits because they're disabled. Your knees wouldn't have buckled if you weren't so blooming obese!*

Chavs! They say for every rat eating cheese, there's a chav downing a bottle of white lightning.


*I do understand if it's a proper disability though, you can tell usually though.
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flightywrighty wrote:People who persist in writing ' your' when they mean 'you're.' :evil:

Even worse ..... people who say 'haitch.' There is no bloomin' 'haitch' with an 'aitch.' Check the bloody Oxford English out! :evil: :evil:

Grrrrrrrr!!!!

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People tailgateing me on a single track road who then start flashing their lights and honking their horn in order to get me to speed up. Last Pillock who did it got a tad concerned when I stopped the car, opened the boot and invited him to have a look inside it. :D

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Sheep that will not stand still.



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Shoulderholster wrote:Sheep that will not stand still.



SH
Very deep that one SH.

Balls that will not roll when pushed.

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Whn th ky on th kyboard gts stuck...
I man, how ar popl supposd to guss what I'm trying to typ?

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Nat dfficlut raely as lnog as the frist ard lsat letres air crorect, acordnig to a sutdy smoe yares ago.

Because the eye reads sentences and meaning (syntax) as opposed to individual words and the spelling of individual words (semantics).

You know how it is yourself when you're reading a novel and based on context you guess the end of the sentence or at least the next 3 or 4 words even before you've turned the page.

Or when you're reading something where you expect a certain word, but instead it is something with a similar spelling yet different meaning

For example this does not say salt & paper,
it says salt & paper. :wink:
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People that complain if my dog pees against their gate, yet consider it okay for their cat to crap all over my garden.
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Spoil all my fun why don't you...
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Nobody noticed my deliberate mistake. :roll:

Was Desmond Dekker, not Johnny Nash.

Shame on you all!!!
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Sorry flighty, Im not that old :P Sorry, I mean uh, life experienced :lol: :lol: luff yooh :lol:
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Illustrious wrote:Sorry flighty, Im not that old :P Sorry, I mean uh, life experienced :lol: :lol: luff yooh :lol:
Keep digging! :D

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This post sounds right up my street :lol:

1. People who drive at 40 mph regardless of the fact the speed limit is 60, or indeed 30 :roll:

2. People who talk on mobiles whilst driving. Always good at traffic lights where i've been known to refuse to move at the green light. Normally get a nice hand signal, I signal back they are on their phone and they promptly go red and put it down :lol:

3. People who park in spaces they shouldn't.

4. People who stand to close to me in a queue :evil:

5. People who park over 2 or more spaces :o

6. Being in the passenger seat with hubby driving and him moaning at me because i shouted that he almost hit something he claims he did actually see! hmmmm. Maybe his reflexes are just slowing 'cos he is getting old :lol:

7. Things always going wrong when dh is away but never when he is home!

8. People who walk slowly and get in my way.

9. With ER on the trolley in the middle of the supermarket isles one.

10. Expecting my mum to be able to direct me whilst driving, with very clear written out directions. Knowing full well it never happens i ALWAYS have to try it anyway.

Really i could of made that list much shorter by putting people who don't drive properly (imo anyway) lol.
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Emm wrote:This post sounds right up my street :lol:

1. People who drive at 40 mph regardless of the fact the speed limit is 60, or indeed 30 :roll:

2. People who talk on mobiles whilst driving. Always good at traffic lights where i've been known to refuse to move at the green light. Normally get a nice hand signal, I signal back they are on their phone and they promptly go red and put it down :lol:

3. People who park in spaces they shouldn't.

4. People who stand to close to me in a queue :evil:

5. People who park over 2 or more spaces :o

6. Being in the passenger seat with hubby driving and him moaning at me because i shouted that he almost hit something he claims he did actually see! hmmmm. Maybe his reflexes are just slowing 'cos he is getting old :lol:

7. Things always going wrong when dh is away but never when he is home!

8. People who walk slowly and get in my way.

9. With ER on the trolley in the middle of the supermarket isles one.

10. Expecting my mum to be able to direct me whilst driving, with very clear written out directions. Knowing full well it never happens i ALWAYS have to try it anyway.

Really i could of made that list much shorter by putting people who don't drive properly (imo anyway) lol.
Emms!!!! :D
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