POSSIBLY THE BEST ANSWER TO A STUPID QUESTION -- EVER

anglo-saxon · Post by **anglo-saxon** » Fri 04 Apr, 2008 5:35 pm

Katie Couric, while interviewing a U.S. Marine sniper: "What do you feel.....when you shoot a Terrorist?"

Marine: "A slight recoil."

tom163 · Post by **tom163** » Fri 04 Apr, 2008 7:06 pm

Hahaha that made me laugh.

Tom

davo141 · Post by **davo141** » Sat 05 Apr, 2008 3:51 pm

haha good effort! rather very clever i am impressed!

Fusilier · Post by **Fusilier** » Sun 18 May, 2008 7:26 pm

Gunner in Vietnam is asked by an anti war news crew, " How can you kill women and children.”

He replies "Easy, I just give them a little more lead.”

jabcrosshook · Post by **jabcrosshook** » Sun 18 May, 2008 8:15 pm

Fusilier wrote:Gunner in Vietnam is asked by an anti war news crew, " How can you kill women and children.”

He replies "Easy, I just give them a little more lead.”

Yeh, that's not a load of shit

jm745 · Post by **jm745** » Mon 19 May, 2008 1:39 pm

That's half inched from Full Metal Jacket.

And he actually says "It's easy, you just don't lead 'em so much"

Fusilier · Post by **Fusilier** » Mon 19 May, 2008 3:23 pm

Yeh, that's not a load of shit

Your be saying My Lai was a load of shit next.

That's half inched from Full Metal Jacket.

And he actually says "It's easy, you just don't lead 'em so much"

No, Full Metal Jacket was after the Vietnam War and they half inched it from a real quote.

Thanks anyway.

However I should have said less lead.

Wholley · Post by **Wholley** » Mon 19 May, 2008 7:01 pm

Fusilier wrote: No, Full Metal Jacket was after the Vietnam War

Oh really?
EM I CEE KAY EE WHY,EM OH U ES EE.
Wind in the ol'neck before you piss people off.
No offense.

Fusilier · Post by **Fusilier** » Mon 19 May, 2008 7:26 pm

No offense.

No offence taken pal. As I would have to care first.

Wind in the ol'neck before you piss people off.

What’s with all the sensitivity?

druadan · Post by **druadan** » Mon 19 May, 2008 10:23 pm

Okay ladies. Fusilier, some of the old and bold round here do like to jump on anyone who is in any danger of causing offence; usually they're justified due to the number of idiots/spammers/5 year olds that seem to join every day. Don't take it too hard

Wholley, from the few posts I've read he actually sounds like a gen bloke, so give him a chance aye?

I rarely get involved in these disputes, so I'll go back to me corner now

Wholley · Post by **Wholley** » Mon 19 May, 2008 10:28 pm

Fusilier wrote: Your be saying My Lai was a load of shit next. :

I rest my case.

I'm no longer sensitive.

anglo-saxon · Post by **anglo-saxon** » Tue 20 May, 2008 3:49 am

Who let that farkin budgie in?

SYLVESTER? SYLVESTER? Where's that no-good cat when you need hm?

Just taking the pi$$, mate.

Thick skins and a sense of ha-ha reqd hereabouts.

"I didn't get where I am today by not having a thick skin and a sense of ha-ha!"

(You had to be there!)

Fusilier · Post by **Fusilier** » Tue 20 May, 2008 3:14 pm

druadan

Thanks for that.

anglo-saxon

No problem mate but you just KNOW I have heard the Budgie jokes. Truth is I always loved the hackle.

I'm no longer sensitive.

I no longer care.

Wholley · Post by **Wholley** » Thu 22 May, 2008 9:01 pm

Fusilier wrote: I no longer care.

Then you should fit right in

As to you A_S,
Sunshin Deser t mean anything?

Reggie.

45commandorm · Post by **45commandorm** » Fri 30 May, 2008 10:08 pm

reminds me of a story i heard through the grapevine about the op nimrod boys (iranian embassy) in court

COURT : why did you shoot the terrorist 29 times

SAS : because we ran out of bullets

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POSSIBLY THE BEST ANSWER TO A STUPID QUESTION -- EVER

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