5.3 on the Richter is a tad wobbly
We haven`t had any footage down yerr but reports of residents of high-rise towers in Brum standing in the street shitting themselves at 01 00 local, made oi larff
The Honourable Member for Solihull East once accompanied me, Mr Speaker, to the twelfth floor of one of me jobs to admire the view, prior to retiring to a near-by hostelry frequented by theatrical types.
Mr Speaker, you can imagine my concern at the levels of familiarity displayed by the Honourable Member towards the rather effeminate clientele and his constant referrals to my goodself as a "nice young man like you" Furthermore, Mr Speaker, a degree of hand contact with my knee which I deemed inappropriate, was very evident.
However Mr Speaker, I would like to return to the matter in hand, namely the 5.3 earthquake centred on Market Raisin. Has this House had any communication with the Honourable Member for Lincoln East? Has his model of HMS Victory withstood the effects of the quake or did the balls jump out of the monkey? Mister Speaker, I say we should be told
So, who felt it? Who was scared shitless? What were you up to when the earth moved?
Hey up 'H' woke up during the middle gave her a nudge and asked did the earth move for you 'dear' ZZzzzzzzz,so grabbed me teddy and went back to snoozes.
Member of last NS Squad. Dropped off round Caernarvon way , whilst Trog man was yomping down from Geraldton and you were getting shit faced in the Lamb and Flag, (sensible option, really 
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however i'm told the damage done was just the regular youths 
oops my bad