Just out of general intrest, does anybody know where I would be able to find an up-to-date record of the army's sporting records?
Eg track and road running, 5km, 10km, H/M, marathon etc
Thnaks
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Oh Farq 
Today, I was giving it root toot on the local BMX track, as one does when one is fifty five. Nae wukking furries. Shit hot would not best describe my attempts at getting air these days. But stacks of effort makes up for style, sometimes
Local track has had a spot of "improvement" by the local councill of late, and the neighborhood bmxers decided to do a bit of tweaking.
Gert big jump that I usually clear piece of piss, and they have extended the middle section. They have much lighter bikes and are half my weight, etc.
Result? Hackedoff gets perfect air and is wonderfully positioned to land on the front wheel of the down hill side like a starrr. Except the jump is now two metres longer 
Result? Well, me bike has clips on the pedals and I never let go of the bars if I fall off because a face full of handlebar is not a good idea. Arse over tit and I landed full-on me right shoulder. Totally farqued I am
but me street cred just went up 100% 
Never give up and never get old. Once you stop pushing, it`s goodnight Vienna
Which isn`t a view shared by me child bride.
Fourteen years we`ve been married on the 18th. You`d think that was reason enough for a leg-over but no, not Mrs Aitch. She says she doesn`t want to hurt me
Well, best you just lay down and shut the farq up then darling
Cheeky Cow
Sporting Records, yerrs, indoor athletics was always my fave
Today, I was giving it root toot on the local BMX track, as one does when one is fifty five. Nae wukking furries. Shit hot would not best describe my attempts at getting air these days. But stacks of effort makes up for style, sometimes
Local track has had a spot of "improvement" by the local councill of late, and the neighborhood bmxers decided to do a bit of tweaking.
Gert big jump that I usually clear piece of piss, and they have extended the middle section. They have much lighter bikes and are half my weight, etc.
Result? Hackedoff gets perfect air and is wonderfully positioned to land on the front wheel of the down hill side like a starrr.
Except the jump is now two metres longer Result? Well, me bike has clips on the pedals and I never let go of the bars if I fall off because a face full of handlebar is not a good idea. Arse over tit and I landed full-on me right shoulder. Totally farqued I am
but me street cred just went up 100% Never give up and never get old. Once you stop pushing, it`s goodnight Vienna
Which isn`t a view shared by me child bride.
Fourteen years we`ve been married on the 18th. You`d think that was reason enough for a leg-over but no, not Mrs Aitch. She says she doesn`t want to hurt me Well, best you just lay down and shut the farq up then darling
Cheeky Cow
Sporting Records, yerrs, indoor athletics was always my fave
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harry hackedoff
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Mathewe yerrs, hmmm
Dunno what you did over Easter but
Biking, canoeing, yomping in snake infested bush, climbing same, diving and shagging the arse of my marital partner as we supped Verve Cliquot off variouse bits of each other`s anatomys and we still have Easter Monday to go
Life is there to be lived. It really is a journey and not a destination
Make the most of it while it lasts, because guess what
Dunno what you did over Easter but
Biking, canoeing, yomping in snake infested bush, climbing same, diving and shagging the arse of my marital partner as we supped Verve Cliquot off variouse bits of each other`s anatomys and we still have Easter Monday to go
Life is there to be lived. It really is a journey and not a destination
Make the most of it while it lasts, because guess what
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harry hackedoff
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Dead right Howie
One day I`ll be dead mate, but jew no wot? I won`t have many regrets.
Back to work termorrer and bloody good too. I need a rest
Sports Records used to mean who shagged who, who had the dear John, who trapped the worst dog, etc etc. It had fark-all to do with Track and Field and everything to do with shagging
Dunno about the Army though They`re farkin weird
One day I`ll be dead mate, but jew no wot? I won`t have many regrets.
Back to work termorrer and bloody good too. I need a rest
Sports Records used to mean who shagged who, who had the dear John, who trapped the worst dog, etc etc. It had fark-all to do with Track and Field and everything to do with shagging
Dunno about the Army though
They`re farkin weird [url=http://www.militaryforums.co.uk/forums/groupcp.php?g=397][img]http://www.militaryforums.co.uk/forums/images/usergroups/listener.gif[/img][/url]
