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What it means to be British...
Posted: Sun 29 Jan, 2006 9:42 am
by Beast
One of the national daily newspapers is asking readers "What it means to be British?".
Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland...
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all?
Suspicion of anything foreign ".
Makes you think, how true at times.
Posted: Sun 29 Jan, 2006 5:23 pm
by Stu-
haha, thats superb
gave me a good chuckle thnx
Posted: Mon 30 Jan, 2006 12:00 am
by anglo-saxon
What it means to be British?...
Getting the fark out while the going was good! By the way, is Maggie still PM?
Posted: Mon 30 Jan, 2006 12:25 am
by Stu-
nah, last year's case of haemeroids put her out of action
Posted: Thu 23 Nov, 2006 2:00 pm
by Breathingbrick
Only in britain do supermarkets put the chemist for the porley people in the back corner of their stores and the fag / booze counter near the entance
Posted: Thu 23 Nov, 2006 8:10 pm
by ArmyBrat
Only in britain do banks have the pens chained down and the doors wide open!
Posted: Tue 12 Dec, 2006 10:45 am
by rach7
haha this is really good and made me laugh out loud at work, could be in some trouble for not actually doing any work today haha
Posted: Tue 12 Dec, 2006 11:07 am
by jE^_^
haha all so true!
Posted: Thu 18 Jan, 2007 12:17 pm
by C4
What does it mean to be British? Well for one, not to be a Muslim who comes over from the Middle East taking everything we have, building their stupid mosques in the middle of our cities and then to finish it off, bring the entire f@#k family over. Everyone, grandparents and all. Can they speak a single word of English? f@#k no.
Posted: Thu 18 Jan, 2007 3:14 pm
by JoJo82
Being British - claiming assylum at the airport to get the rights you deserve! Nah kididng!
Being British - A sunday pub roast, whilst sipping some JB and coke, then heading home to watch re-runs of East Enders.
Failing that THE RUGBY WORLD CUP and guiness!
Posted: Fri 19 Jan, 2007 1:17 pm
by Kiwi1988
LMAO! I watch re-runs of eastenders, damn its rubbing off!
Posted: Sat 20 Jan, 2007 1:11 am
by Hostage_Negotiator
Posted: Mon 22 Jan, 2007 6:25 pm
by BigStevie
Can the mods please use C4 for knife-throwing practice?
Posted: Mon 22 Jan, 2007 6:29 pm
by Doc
C4 wrote:What does it mean to be British? Well for one, not to be a Muslim who comes over from the Middle East taking everything we have, building their stupid mosques in the middle of our cities and then to finish it off, bring the entire f@#k family over. Everyone, grandparents and all. Can they speak a single word of English? f@#k no.
Im from the Far East, built our Mosque in a field and my Grandparents are dead.
So in your face C4.............nice profile by the way..........TOOL!
Posted: Mon 22 Jan, 2007 6:58 pm
by Frank S.
C4, one difference between a kid and a grown up is that kids know what they don't like and grown ups know what they like.
A more positive post in this topic would have been wise.
As it is I continue reading your posts with deepening ennui.
Translation: you're alternating between boring and outright offensive.
Shape up.
