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What it means to be British...

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One of the national daily newspapers is asking readers "What it means to be British?".

Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland...

"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all?
Suspicion of anything foreign ".

Makes you think, how true at times. :lol:
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haha, thats superb

gave me a good chuckle thnx
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Post by anglo-saxon »

What it means to be British?...

Getting the fark out while the going was good! By the way, is Maggie still PM?
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nah, last year's case of haemeroids put her out of action :D
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Only in britain do supermarkets put the chemist for the porley people in the back corner of their stores and the fag / booze counter near the entance :x
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Only in britain do banks have the pens chained down and the doors wide open!
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haha this is really good and made me laugh out loud at work, could be in some trouble for not actually doing any work today haha
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haha all so true!
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What does it mean to be British? Well for one, not to be a Muslim who comes over from the Middle East taking everything we have, building their stupid mosques in the middle of our cities and then to finish it off, bring the entire f@#k family over. Everyone, grandparents and all. Can they speak a single word of English? f@#k no. :evil:
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Being British - claiming assylum at the airport to get the rights you deserve! Nah kididng!

Being British - A sunday pub roast, whilst sipping some JB and coke, then heading home to watch re-runs of East Enders.

Failing that THE RUGBY WORLD CUP and guiness!
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LMAO! I watch re-runs of eastenders, damn its rubbing off!
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C4 wrote:What does it mean to be British? Well for one, not to be a Muslim who comes over from the Middle East taking everything we have, building their stupid mosques in the middle of our cities and then to finish it off, bring the entire f@#k family over. Everyone, grandparents and all. Can they speak a single word of English? f@#k no. :evil:
WOW!!!!!!
Can't believe a tool like you had the balls to say that out loud! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Can the mods please use C4 for knife-throwing practice?
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C4 wrote:What does it mean to be British? Well for one, not to be a Muslim who comes over from the Middle East taking everything we have, building their stupid mosques in the middle of our cities and then to finish it off, bring the entire f@#k family over. Everyone, grandparents and all. Can they speak a single word of English? f@#k no. :evil:
Im from the Far East, built our Mosque in a field and my Grandparents are dead.

So in your face C4.............nice profile by the way..........TOOL! :evil:
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Post by Frank S. »

C4, one difference between a kid and a grown up is that kids know what they don't like and grown ups know what they like.
A more positive post in this topic would have been wise.
As it is I continue reading your posts with deepening ennui.

Translation: you're alternating between boring and outright offensive.

Shape up.
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