Homosexuals in the Armed Forces.

Hostage_Negotiator · Post by **Hostage_Negotiator** » Wed 23 Nov, 2005 6:45 pm

Doc wrote:............I still couldnt suck a dick though.

Don't you mean "AGAIN"

You girls and gays are minging

and you wonder why your still single ..telling women they're "MINGING"

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Wed 23 Nov, 2005 7:17 pm

Thats right!

I aint Gay

I aint Straight

I'm a Plums rating!!!

Cant take the piss out of me so there...................oh hang on...........doh!

Anyway after 2 scousers and a Jock this year Im worn out

(Yes female ones!)

Anyway I may have to take a trip back to Cheshire to see the delightful Donna, just dont tell KiwiBen

Hostage_Negotiator · Post by **Hostage_Negotiator** » Wed 23 Nov, 2005 7:21 pm

Farkin ell!
Steady on mate, that's 1 every 4 mths!!!
Don't want to burn out mate......pace yourself!

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Wed 23 Nov, 2005 7:23 pm

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Wed 23 Nov, 2005 7:30 pm

One for me

One for H_N

One for p2s

Sticky Blue · Post by **Sticky Blue** » Wed 23 Nov, 2005 7:40 pm

Doc, he's not my type. I'd never be seen with anyone with ladders in their stockings, unless I'm climbing up them

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Wed 23 Nov, 2005 7:43 pm

Typical, you cant please all the people all the time

Anyway I know you better and know its all a cover Hilary, oops.....

.... I mean Sticks

Dogwatch · Post by **Dogwatch** » Wed 23 Nov, 2005 8:06 pm

Doc, me and you never spoke direct before, why your mum call you me dic, not being Welsh I dont understand the nuances of the language

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Wed 23 Nov, 2005 8:10 pm

it took me a couple of goes to work that one out......

fark off!

Hostage_Negotiator · Post by **Hostage_Negotiator** » Wed 23 Nov, 2005 8:13 pm

You're not alone there!!
I read it a couple of times thinking WTF is he saying about Doc's mum? and Farking hell Doc will flash!

Nice to see you've reduced it to a respectable size now!

The avatar you tool

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Wed 23 Nov, 2005 8:19 pm

Qualed again now see (isnt it dew dew)...well 1/3 of the way there but I always like to gob off early

DogWatch, good to have direct comms, Ive been gelling my hair for weeks now and glad you finally noticed

Hostage_Negotiator · Post by **Hostage_Negotiator** » Wed 23 Nov, 2005 8:21 pm

Dogwatch ....that ain't gel!

Have you seen "There's something about Mary"?

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Wed 23 Nov, 2005 8:41 pm

Doc

You have all the charm of a Himalayan Yak herders daughter with Herpes and a hair lip Oppo.

Moi? Ioe am just as smooth as you can be. Donna it seems likes blokes so your in mate!

Artist

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Thu 24 Nov, 2005 9:51 am

Doc wrote:............I still couldnt suck a dick though.

You girls and gays are minging

How about a ZUBE, or a Fishermans Friend then Doc?

Artist

flo · Post by **flo** » Thu 24 Nov, 2005 10:48 am

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How about a ZUBE, or a Fishermans Friend then Doc?

Artist

yep, but the rules state its non emotional

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