im new!!

[El Prez]

Some nasty bastard suggested that Hoppy's the only Bootneck with a guide dog....but I'm only repeating what I heard, honest. It might have been that scouse git who thinned out recently, but I repeat it wasn't me.

Owdun, quick lend me your sanger, quick, ....pretty please!

[tara]

NST, thanx for the welcome!

As us madwives are known to partake of a tipple or two then i would be happy to join you for a beer or few! Maybe we could arrange something for next time Loz is up our end of the country! If not then maybe you and I could arrange something for after the xmas festivities and on the arrival of my next grant cheque!!

hope to hear from the 2 of you soon!

[North Sea Tigress]

Great, that's that sorted then. Can't be a real hags convention without the REAL old women though, so are you coming Owdun?

[El Prez]

For the love of Mike, what has happened to this benighted Corps. Bloke pulls three birds, and then gives up before he's got the keys in the ignition.
Sorry Magz, love to be there but it's my night to do my roots. Unless of course you'd pay halves on the petrol, then we're on. Typical scrounging bootneck.

[North Sea Tigress]

Cowards!!!

Stand by Parry, Clive's daughter lives near Newquay, so you will be recieving a summons to the taps the next time we are doing the the parental visit!!

Cheers

[El Prez]

My mum always said there'd be girls like you around

Always listen to your mum!