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[Mutley]

Looks to me there are a few feathers ruffled!

[Screaming Eagle]

Feathers
Most of us now jump from jets,so due to the slip stream we keep the wieght down as much as posible hence the 120lb rule for combat medics.
I only carry a side arm so the bulk of my kit is made up of my trauma kit.
Strange thing about your berry,you guys from the 5th Airlanding Bde had blood clots on your heads and no wings up?. So you aren't real airborne then.
All us Airborne are up for a laugh,but not open uninformed sexist insults.
Jo Beth

[harry hackedoff]

Hell hath no fury etc than a Hackedoff who don`t give a shit. You`re both airborne rangers who want to live the life of danger( excuse me YAWN) so why not kiss and make up?
Ooops forgot, Feathers is gay.
Wonder if Screaming Shitehawk`s NAMET score is higher than her dyke-o-meter.
Er no offence, obviously

Aye, Harry Hettero

Bang, bang, bang, bang, who goes there, who goes there, who goes there?

[feathers]

I'm afraid uninformed sexist insults are a part of our daily vernacular...

I have several sets of wings thanks, including yours!

Harry, if you are testing the water, I'm sorry but no luck here chum. Good luck, hope you find that special guy.

[Mutley]

Isnt it sad how some people cant be funny so they settle for being obnoxious!

There is a great difference between your insulting uninformed diatribe (sexist or otherwise) and the banter offered by the majority of contributors on this site. Just like a spoilt little mummies boy you appear to be incapable of knowing your limitations, you clearly delight in displaying

votre grosse tete et peu de sens

I am surprise though that with so much festering inside you, you enjoy poking around other peoples shit lockers, but then again judging by your posts to date I would be surprised if a blind whore with leprosy would give you a second glance.

from nothing, nothing can come, into nothing, nothing can return.

[feathers]

erm.... interesting, I think you'll find the majority of my postings are either harmless ribbing, a bit of bantering, or a question. Most dont contain any swear words or vulagarity. Accepted the 'brown wings' debate did lower the tone, and to all who were offended, I sincerely apologise, no harm intended. It is perhaps a joke that is limited to my Regiment, and was misconstrued by some, if not all!!

My last post on this thread was again only a retaliatory bit of banter with Harry!

I think you need to wind your neck in mutley. Sorry but it seems that on a forum entitiled 'military forums' on which I feel entitled to post, in your opinion only a few people are allowed to try and get a 'bite' or have a good natured dig.

Well I think this forum is very well put together, and benefits from a few different opinions.

[El Prez]

Feathers, Back on probation perce. Red on but having a crack at Muts may, in the long run, prove costly to you. We chuck out invective, but restrain ourselves when peoples feelings could be hurt. You flower picking, shirt lifting, botty bandit. Have a good one.

And Harry, shame on y'all, you know it's ladies in comfy shoes.

[Mutley]

Sorry Rob,

I didnt mean to upset any blind whores with leprosy.

As you know, I am generally a well balanced philanthropic liberally minded christian sort of fellow who hasnt got a problem with nine bob notes, in fact I dont think any of my best friends are Brown Hatters.

I just cant stand insufferable vacillating nerds with the worlds biggest chip on their shoulders, who try to play big boys games!

ahhh thank you nurse, yes most soporific

[El Prez]

Time for a quick shufty around the site before she comes back with my enemy. Or at least I think that's what she called it. Funny device with a reservoir of soapy water and a bloody log tube.
Oh hello Nurse Grim, why you smilin'?

Muts, just updated my previous, apologies, my intended recipient not clear.
Dooohhhhhhhh

[Mutley]

Chute, it was crystal afore.

I just cant resist a dig at our Phaselous multiflorus

rumti-iddity, rumpti-iddity

[feathers]

I know you are, I said you are, but what am I?

nah nah nah naaah naaaaah!!

Gaylord, paxies; no returns.

My Dad is bigger than all your Dads put together.

See you at the north gate at 3.30.

[Mutley]

Isnt it always the case having dropped himself in the shite he is illequipped and incapable of digging himself out.

Varium et mutabile semper Phaseolous multiflorus

[Shoulderholster]

Noisy Raptor
Para=Blood Clot, I haven't heard that one in an age,get in there!!!!!.
Now you boys leave our Airborne friends alone and let them play together,just like they did in WW2 when the 101st came to save the 1st Airborne Div at Arnhem.
And if a girl wants to wear sensible footwear its her choice.
Feathers
Whats all this "skifting" that you lot used to get up to?,I hope its gone out of fashion what with Hepatitis B etc.

SH
Remember if you can't say anything nice.....etc etc.

[feathers]

Mutley, your abscence at the north gate was duely noted... I have to assume that you are a 'scardey cat sitting on the door mat....'

SH, not another history lesson..... when I have more time....

I helped out young minnow yesterday, he's very keen, made a few mistakes, thought the Reg' was 58 years young, and women couldnt be commando's.

[Mutley]

010330Z Aug, I didnt give a toss! In fact I was getting in touch with my feminine side. Ahhh the glory of the morning.


PS, I protect kids, not fight them!