Posted: Sun 18 Apr, 2004 9:06 pm
I think i can say that all the chat up lines used by women on me have been most sucessful, keep it up ladiesChat Up Lines...................That Don`t Work
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Posted: Mon 19 Apr, 2004 8:21 pm
Hi ich bin ein Englander, ich nicht spreche deutsch zehr gut, kann ich dein arsch anschauen bitte-?
Hi I am English, i dont speak very good German, can i see your arse please?
Out of 10 young ladies only one walked away in disgust. 2 actually pulled down there jeans and showed me bare arse, 1 showed me her g string and the rest "wiggled it". Oh might i point out this was in a city near Munich and not in downtown Newcastle ! It was over a period of several hours on a night out on the tiles with a couple of Yanks who were very impressed by the results as they ended up with young ladies i had used the line on and i ended up with.....hmmm just the above statistics and a hangover, but what the hell it was a funny line !
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Hi I am English, i dont speak very good German, can i see your arse please?
Out of 10 young ladies only one walked away in disgust. 2 actually pulled down there jeans and showed me bare arse, 1 showed me her g string and the rest "wiggled it". Oh might i point out this was in a city near Munich and not in downtown Newcastle ! It was over a period of several hours on a night out on the tiles with a couple of Yanks who were very impressed by the results as they ended up with young ladies i had used the line on and i ended up with.....hmmm just the above statistics and a hangover, but what the hell it was a funny line !
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Posted: Mon 19 Apr, 2004 9:03 pm
Another good german one is:
"Kannst du mich bitte hilfen, mein scharst ist zu gross"
"Can you please help me, my dick is too big"
Not sure that scharst is german for penis though.
"Kannst du mich bitte hilfen, mein scharst ist zu gross"
"Can you please help me, my dick is too big"
Not sure that scharst is german for penis though.
Posted: Mon 19 Apr, 2004 9:51 pm
Is german for Bumholescharst
Posted: Mon 19 Apr, 2004 9:52 pm
HaHa!!
Your bumhole is too big!!! What caused that!! Joke only, no offense meant.
T
Your bumhole is too big!!! What caused that!! Joke only, no offense meant.
T
Posted: Mon 19 Apr, 2004 10:21 pm
No wonder that girl slapped me.
Posted: Wed 21 Apr, 2004 4:39 pm
Of course i could be wrong,
could also mean BITEscharst
Posted: Wed 21 Apr, 2004 5:42 pm
bisschen is bite, isn't it?
Posted: Wed 21 Apr, 2004 5:50 pm
ReallyNot sure that HavocIRL is german for penis though.
Posted: Fri 23 Apr, 2004 9:55 pm
Your nob is ein Schwanz or ein pimmel.
Incidently pussy is referred to as Muschi pronounced mushy which i find sounds kinda appropriate for the female genitalia !
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Incidently pussy is referred to as Muschi pronounced mushy which i find sounds kinda appropriate for the female genitalia !
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Posted: Mon 03 May, 2004 8:21 am
Whoa......you'd get it! >>>What do you mean piss off? It worked on your Sister,Mom,Dad,Goldfish
Posted: Tue 04 May, 2004 3:50 pm
You might think this is strange but no one has ever used a Cheap chat up line on me before. If a man chats me up, he normally ask me what type of work I do...and asks question about my life. It is sort of get to know ya chat....
If he's lucky then he will be coming home with me.
I have used chat up lines on men before, but there are some dumb men in this world, that they don't even realise I am chatting them up.
( i am not going to tell you what chat lines I use in case I ever come across any of you lot, Then I would be buggered....
Love x
If he's lucky then he will be coming home with me.
I have used chat up lines on men before, but there are some dumb men in this world, that they don't even realise I am chatting them up.
( i am not going to tell you what chat lines I use in case I ever come across any of you lot, Then I would be buggered....
Love x
Posted: Tue 04 May, 2004 4:10 pm
OK I'll bite.
Sammy what do you do for a living then?
I'm a born again agnostic with attitude myself.
Artist
Sammy what do you do for a living then?
I'm a born again agnostic with attitude myself.
Artist
Posted: Tue 04 May, 2004 4:54 pm
Yup, that's me!Sammi Jane wrote:but there are some dumb men in this world, that they don't even realise I am chatting them up.
A very attractive young woman was chatting to me one day and number 1(F) came up and stood near me.
"Dad, she was chatting you up"
"Nah, she was just being socialble" said I
"Dad, I'm telling you, she wanted your body; I'm not sure what she would do with it though!"
Bloody Cheek!
Oh look lads, she knows us so well!
!!
Sammi Jane wrote:Then I would be buggered....
Posted: Tue 04 May, 2004 8:50 pm
Is it just me or is sammi jane's profile picture and avatar hot?
Cartoon women can be hot!!!
But on the chat up lines, I refuse to use them, they are terrible plus any girl that goes for a crappy line isnt the kind of women I want to be going home with! ( God I sound like an old man )
Cartoon women can be hot!!!
But on the chat up lines, I refuse to use them, they are terrible plus any girl that goes for a crappy line isnt the kind of women I want to be going home with! ( God I sound like an old man )