When I was a lad....

[Wholley]

Lew,
When you have any experience with any of the above,
get back to me.
Wholley.

[BenChug]

Sweet mother of Pearl was I the only no good kid here?
I remeber when I was around 17 we would get alot of the boys maybe 30 or so and head across to France for the day, as "football hooligans" causing trouble. And soon we were no longer allowed to go across in groups larger than 4 or 5 at a time just means it takes longer for the ass whoopin to occur. Lets see a few times we jumped yankee tourists cause they were a bunch of twats, what the hell are 25 year old blokes with their birds with them fresh out of some university in the states doing visiting Hackney anyways?
Surely there were better locations if you want to drink like the locals, my favorite parts when you start yelling at them and they don't understand you when you speak, so you just start yelling louder and faster.

[Wholley]

So,Ben.
American tourists are somehow not allowed to visit Hackney?
I hope your little diatribe was alcohol induced,
Unless you really are a complete D*ck.
Wholley.

[Whitey]

Yeah Ben,
When a guy from your part of the world comes over here we don't beat them up, especially gang style. Is your area you come from like our Compton? Do you drink malt liquior and have a gold toof? Perhaps you are just angry, you need to find your roots? Perhaps an afro as big as a watermelon and some white disco boots could help you. I have alot of respect for the people of the U.K. Ben Choad, but you seem to be a Sally of a man.

I generally like folks from other lands or atleast find them funny, I never beat the piss out of some foreigner for ignorantly offending my culture or talking loud or graduating from a University.

Chung I have a feeling you are just running your mouth. I'm not impressed. Maybe you are just jealous of those guys.

[lew]

wholley

You seen to have taken the view that your opinion is the only one that counts on this thread, I’ve used a bow, anyone in Britain that went to scouts would of done

I would of thought an educated person, such as your self would be a little more open minded to other peoples views... now don’t you have a poor animal to go slaughter in the name of sport


Back to the original thread now please girls and guys...


lew

[BenChug]

Haha Whitey man, were I grew up no one had gold teeth because if you had money to buy gold teeth you didn't live there. People who had university education didn't live were I lived, most of the people I grew up with didn't make it passed what would be a grade 10 level education in the USA. Everyone who had a university education like that "didn't fuggen deserve it"and was a "goddamn rich pratt." I was raised by alchoholics which eventually led to both of there deaths, leaving me a bitter 17 year old kid with who could barely read. If you've seen the movie "Trainspotting" it was alot like that but not in Glasgow and with out the heroin. Now I ain't no sally and I sure as hell ain't a choda, now don't forget this was a good 12 years ago, wholley / whitey since then I have been well outside east london. I've travelled the world and had my eyes opened. In fact my old lady is from the States so I'm not some anti-american bloke just causing "crap" on the internet and have no respect for people who do. It's just a story of growing up as many of of the other lads and ladys have posted. All my post was a comment on how you guys had it good (at least in my eyes, some of your familys had TVs or even cars,) while i was knicking custard and tea from the local shops to have a lunch.

And wholley when is the last time you have been to East London / Essex area? And how many people with nice new clothes, money, common sense and a little bit of a dickey attitude would go there with a north american twang?? Thats just asking for some blokes covered in homemade tattoos (or at least as I remeber it) to rob you.

[Wholley]

Lew,
I was a scout,
We trained and competed with rifles with the army cadets
No sign of any bows though.
Anyhoo,off to shoot some domesticated animals which will satiate my desire for blood.
Wholley.

[Wholley]

Ben,
Does Ilford count as East London?
Was there late last year.
Mind you,with my screwed up accent,the boys with the home made tat's probably felt it was best to leave me alone.
Plus I'm six one,and my son is six five.
Wholley.

[Cronkilla]

Couldnt agree more contractor. Even thou being a 'kid' (18) myself i often think what you wrote. I lived in germany(dad ex forces) and most days were spent fighting the german kids with sticks,mud bombs ( damm good shot) and other 'weapons' made from scavanged 'loot'. Nobody really got hurt(thou our make do tree houses often fell apart) and we enjoyed ourselves. Pretty soon 'playing out' will be something to do on virtual reality headsets in the comfort of your home. Bring back the good 'ole days of fighting germans(erm ,maybe the wrong words to string in a sentance )

[BenChug]

Close enough to where I grew up, its a bad area in general. I mostly just remeber my mates and I getting into shit, I was back there not to long ago, and about 4 of the lads I grew up with are sitting in jail at the moment. They didn't go anywhere in life and I probably wouldn't have if I hadn't come to Canada and gotten a fresh start.

[Andy O'Pray]

I have tended to stay away from this thread as only a very few would have had the experiences that I had as a kid. At 5 years of age me and the rest of the gang would assist some scruffy British Army corporal march the German and Italian POWs to fill in the trenches. At lunchtime we would assist the POWs consume their brown bag lunches. At 16.30 we would march them back to their transport.

Aye - Andy.

[voodoo sprout]

AAAAARRRRGH!

Okey dokey, before we get into a p**sing contest here, allow me to introduce an alternative. Below, we see a nice big target. Now then. Print the picture off on standard, medium to low quality paper, and stick on a wall at waist height. Place yourself precisely two metres from the target (no cheating!) and, AFTER removing any obstructing clothing, attempt to p**s on the centre of the target, firing in short, controlled bursts. If the wet patch is too big, take the point in the middle, and you can all post your top scores on here, or even in a PM .



Hmm, anyone think my plan's going to work?
Now back to the thread...

[Whitey]

Ben Chung,
I grew up the son of a redneck one generation removed from dirt farming, and I used to see those kinds of people too. They'd come up on my uncles farm trying to jew him on vegtables he sold. I'd even hear them laugh about how ignorant we were and sometimes they would ask us to pose for pictures with them by the fruit stand as if we were some backward savages. I got pissed a few times, but I realised these people just didn't know any better. We never beat them up or nothing though. Our local cops would just make sure the assholes knew they weren't welcome if they got too out of control. As for robbing folks, not in my character never stole no matter how poor I was.

Glad you liked the gold teefs comment, good to see you can laugh, see here in the states the only people that act like you and your pals live in areas like Compton, who sport gold teefs, bushy hair, drive tricked out cars, dwell in drugs and blame whitey for all their problems. You kind of reminded me of those poor oppressed people I met in California. Keep it real fool.

[Wholley]

Ben,
I really did'nt pay much attention to your post to Whitey.
Sorry,You'll get a pm sometime soon.
Wholley.