Re-introduction...

[sophia]

[Skiffle]

Jules,

Can you do one thing for me?

Sort that avatar out for me, it's very anoying bouncing up and down on the side of the screen

Now if you could make it larger (say big enough to fill my monitor )
and centralise it on the screen, that wopuld be a lot better.

Seeing as i've also been reduced to the rank's of a plum's rating, it would also give me something to aspire to:roll:

[1812USMarine]

Many thanks, Sophia, now I have something to aim my bowsprit at!

"Steady boys, looks like that channel's a tight fit"

JD

[1812USMarine]

Skiffle, is that a mouse poppin' his head out, or are you just glad to see boobs??

JD

[JulesB]

I would like to re-introduce myself as no longer being a booties pash.

And in case you're wondering, he really did exist, but giving his proper name out on here would be a bit childish and like sour grapes wouldnt it! However, my nickname for him - The Scarlet Pimpernel - kinda says it all doesnt it?!

And now he wants to meet up with me at Silverstone tomorrow.

Men. I'll never understand them!

[JulesB]

TA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Im back!

Been on me jolly hollies, got brown bits now......

And I did see the Pimpernel at Silverstone, but not to speak to sadly ...anyway we have been in touch by text and may well spend some time together at the motogp at Donington in a fortnight. So all is not lost. I may well be back in the family before too long....

[harry hackedoff]

Never mind the Pimpernel, did you meet Barryc?

got brown bits now......

Show us yer white bits

[JulesB]

No, I didnt in the end. Didnt feel I could clear off and leave Dad with my sis and her new man! He'd had a bad enough day as it was with his bike breaking down even before he'd left the village! We had to go in my car in the end!

So I can still move amongst you all undetected as no-one has met me yet!

[JulesB]

Ah Loz.....

Loving the Pimpernel is like picking at a scab....it gives me a perverse kind of pain which I seem to enjoy...

Dont know why I do it. Maybe I should see a shrink? He's an Emotional F*ckwit who I know I should leave way behind me in my dust, but I keep stopping and looking over my shoulder to make sure he's not got too far behind me...

I know its bad for me and I know I should just not reply to his texts and get on with it without him but I cant help myself! This fart arsing about has been going on for a year now. I really should get on with my life but cant seem to get him out of my mind. <SIGH>

[harry hackedoff]

Hear hear
Loz, what`s a "dangling chick"
Is it when they`ve gone too far south to benefit from a Wonderbra
Oooh, get her

[JulesB]

Thanks mum!

Shame my mum isnt around anymore to give me advice like this and give me a good old kick up the arris. Like what I need right now! She'd have told me to get my act together long before now Im sure!

Yep, definitely need to start giving it the old 'not really interested' act to see if he comes running. He said he'd had a bad time thinking about me being on holiday and asked me if I'd trapped while I was away very quickly after that! I said I hadnt...should have kept him dangling for a while shouldnt I??! GRRRRRRRR

And I have set him free. Several times Ive said we should knock this farce on the head, but a few weeks later he gets in touch. Actually come to think of it he's done that all along. Said it was over and then got in touch again asking if I will meet him. Trouble is we never actually get to see each other once I say yes I will see him!

But Im going to have to be so cool with him that he'll think he's back in Norway!

[El Prez]

Hey Jules, give Chesty his number if you want to be mean to him! Down Shep! I said bloody well get down.

[JulesB]

I might well do that Prez! She appears to be a lady who could teach him a lesson or two! Im sure he'd find a meeting with her a very interesting experience! One he wouldnt forget in a while!