Worst/Best Posting in the forces

qcnr · Post by **qcnr** » Mon 28 Apr, 2003 2:54 pm

Worst posting- didnt really have one although arbroath isnt the jewell in the crown
Best posting- Belize, sunshine, jungle, beaches, and R+R in Florida

Rotary Booty · Post by **Rotary Booty** » Mon 28 Apr, 2003 3:26 pm

Jules

Bovington is situated on the River Frome in wonderful Dorset! It's where the famous Tank Museum is located, and the nearest city is Dorchester. Close by is the seaside holiday town of Weymouth and Portland Harbour, adjoining some of the most beautiful coastal walks in Britain. What a fabulous posting!

Wimborne and Poole are about 12 miles away.

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Tue 29 Apr, 2003 5:16 pm

Jules, you`ll be alright for tea and stickies at Dereks then,

JulesB · Post by **JulesB** » Tue 29 Apr, 2003 5:32 pm

I'll make sure I have a chaperone at all times.....look what happened to Angela! She never was the same again!

And I'll politely decline all offers of a quick look at the chopper too!

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Tue 29 Apr, 2003 5:39 pm

well i hope so too, but could you fill the gap that Angela has left??

JulesB · Post by **JulesB** » Tue 29 Apr, 2003 5:42 pm

Oooh no! I look rubbish in sequins and I cant do ballroom dancing!

Never tried reading the news though.....

However I could never fill the emotional void she left in RB's heart!

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Tue 29 Apr, 2003 5:44 pm

never mind, i`m sure derek will let you hang your dhobi on his, Rotary Dhobi dryer, sequins and all

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Tue 29 Apr, 2003 6:19 pm

Any good at the splits, Jules?
Derek will show you, if you like

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Tue 29 Apr, 2003 10:08 pm

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JulesB · Post by **JulesB** » Wed 30 Apr, 2003 10:49 am

I am kinda flexible.......

STOPPIT!!!!

Rotary Booty · Post by **Rotary Booty** » Wed 30 Apr, 2003 3:23 pm

Jules

Don't let them fool you, the only 'splits' I'm any good at are Banana splits!

JulesB · Post by **JulesB** » Wed 30 Apr, 2003 3:32 pm

'One banana, Two banana, Three banana, Four......'

Weren't they some dodgy 70's kids entertainers? Dressed up as an elephant, a dog and 2 others that my addled brain wont recall...Drove around in sand buggies?

mattG · Post by **mattG** » Wed 30 Apr, 2003 10:47 pm

Best draft for me was Alpha Coy 3 Troop 90-92,excellent bunch of lads & we had "Rogue Chef" for a stripey..."Steve have you nicked my fu***ng marmite..!!"

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Thu 01 May, 2003 6:07 pm

JULES, is that really you??

JulesB · Post by **JulesB** » Fri 02 May, 2003 11:50 am

I wish!

Lets just say I'll never be in any danger of self inflicted black eyes!

But it does bear some resemblances to me....

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