Anglesey Weekend

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 8:37 pm

El Presedente.
Yau filla d'form on dia URLa an d'man in confuser finda d'place for de'laidy to plug 'd ungly tongas in. and you av a d'good keep
in a d'dry ous yao now wat imeana. heh
http://www.angleseyleisure.com/800/accommbooking.htm

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Fri 18 Apr, 2003 9:09 pm

Hola, the Presidential fingers typed in my info twice into the formj and twice it scream "Go away" so now I fart in it's general direction and aim to stay at a Stud farm at Dwyran, it seems suitably entitled for the Presidential physique and technique! I will of course remain aloof and unforgiving at all times. Or should that be ahoof and alluring?

Confirmed the booking at the Stud Farm

Nurse is highly excited, nay (nay

) agitated, and wants to go a week early; silly baggage thinks it's full of Burt Reynolds lookalikes. Toots and I will be en-suite, Nurse can sleep in the car and accept a power extension lead for her ugly tongs.

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Thu 24 Apr, 2003 1:13 am

A wee bit adrift Sir, but better late that never.................

Oh Sh*t, will have to scrub the arse of at least one ewe for the presedential proffling....would your K9 friend like one or will It/He/She be just chasing them?

Just hope that the airforce have not returned from Iraq by the end of July!

Plenty more room for those of you in Widnes,Preston,Whippet Country, and paces NE/NW
Watch this space..........

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Sun 04 May, 2003 11:36 am

Hi Y'all...... I have just spoken to the camp site and it appears that only ONE of you is definatly on the books......Soooooooooooooooooo get BOOKING or you'll find yourself pitching yr bivvie at the bottom of the field near the bogg and close to the stables!!!!! ?
And .....shit what'll I do with all those goodie bags, Im hoping the bags will last coz, apart from having thier handles in the wrong place, they are Eco friendly...... they degrade in fresh air and some of em are getting sticky even as I speak......also I've got all these ewes being held back from market!......a word of warning on this subject.... ZIPS are outlawed, the sound of em opening sends the buggers running for miles......so bring your Ron Hills or Shell suit bottoms!

Most of all BOOK

As an additonal incentive... His Exellency El Prez. will be attending the weekend along with Nursey and his assistants.
He will also be bringing his mobile surgery and has offered to hold a lecture, Sarurday evening, on what ever it is that he is currently engaged in at the time, you know how diverse he is, I know you will all be rivited to your seats, whatever subject it may be.....
I did hear that it could be an in depth paper on his new hobby which is, the Capture, Dispatching, Gutting and Preparation of the Isle of Harris Haggis, a comparativly rare species..............should be great fun

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » Sun 04 May, 2003 2:29 pm

Mike

Trouble booking on line, have to use the old telling bone I suppose.

I was goin to ask if there was going to be a TAC HQ or QM's stores, as a central point, but I see that the jewel encrusted presidential motorhome will be there, so no need.

An one more thing - ewe English, leave our sheep alone......well you can have two's up!

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Sun 04 May, 2003 3:06 pm

Mike

Will we need our passports? Or are the Sheepshagg*rs oops, sorry the Welsh authorities going to let us through without the obligatory body cavity search and passport check?

I know that certain members of the forum quite enjoy this procedure but I have had a really good time with me Calfonts just recently and do not want a relapse to occur because of some over zealous custom offical.

I for one will not be wearing my sheepskin coat just to be on the safe side.
I also advise other members to do the same unless of course they enjoy that sort of thing.

Please let me know ASAP Mike.

aye steve evans

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Sun 04 May, 2003 4:08 pm

Charlie, Steve and anyone else troubled about the security and entry to Wales and more importantly to Anglesey.
You will not require EU passports.

It is a little known fact that we Locals, have to verify all visitors and incommers to the local authorities.

Proir to attending the court assizes I wondered how I could explain the influx in July, of a potential mass of Royal Marines and their families with out the council manning Roadblocks, blockades and fortifying both bridges.
This I did by explaining that you are all ECO Warriors the head if which is PREZ, under the peudonym of "Barry Kuda" and you are all members of the "Halibert Liberation Front. If you remember this all will be well, forget it and all will be lost, my wife, Barbara, and I may well be deported.

Ref Bookings...... Do it by phone... Its easier..... and remember to tell'm that you are part of the Royal Marine contingent.......They being, longstanding Outsiders like the wife and I, are aware of the problem with the local authorities and are pledged to secrecy.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon 05 May, 2003 9:39 am

well, just to confirm, is it definately the Shoreside Caravans and Camping site?
and if the banyan is as popular as this side of the forum, i suppose we`ll have a load of civvies supplying us with an unlimited supply of ale whilst listening to our dits and songs

can`t wait

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Mon 05 May, 2003 11:53 am

Bootneck... You got it in one.... Am working out a programme at the moment, this will have every one of you entertained from the minute of Reveille, 0500A til Sunset and lights out. Believe me you WILL all enjoy.
I need a contingent to do the 'Chelsea Pensioners passout on Queens Parade', someone to do a rendition of all 43 verses of Eskimo Nell and anything else you lot can think of to fill in between those loose moments of sheer boredon in the rain!.

I have arranged a excellent patch of sand where the children can play 'Bury Dad', commencing 30 minutes before High Tide... this should be fun especially as I have hired 3 20 Tonne Komatsus for the kids to dig with!

I have also arranged 3 nights B&B for the Mud Gobblers, Rug Rats or what ever you call them, in the Baeumaris Goal, this is a delightfull early Victorian place of correction and boasts the following, A padded cell, 6 man tread Mill (you'd get at least a dozen kids on it), a correction room and 5 sets of thumb screws. The best thing about this establishment is that it is 15 miles from the camp site and is thoroughly sound proof.
For those who have never ridden a horse before, the local golf linx has been hired for friday evening 2000a - 2130a for the Novices to try their hand with some fiesty Arab Stallions (Horses).

Those who are enjoying themselves so much so that they cannot get back to the stables

by 2130a, please stop by at Tescos, Holyhead and bring back refreshments.

Finally to your first question Yes it is the Shoreside Caravan and camping site.

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Mon 05 May, 2003 3:55 pm

Just you remember, ladies. We are talking Anglsey, we are talking "summertime"
Plenty of spare clothing, plenty of water-proofs and plenty of poly bags to stow all yer wet gear, are just some of the items you won`t be needing

Well, I hope not

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon 05 May, 2003 9:36 pm

Mike wrote:Those who are enjoying themselves so much so that they cannot get back to the stables

And I thought you kept them in SHEEP PENS!!

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Tue 03 Jun, 2003 10:02 pm

Is the BANYAN still on or what?

Have aquired the use of a caravan for the weekend of the do.

Aye Artist

exvmremf · Post by **exvmremf** » Tue 03 Jun, 2003 10:57 pm

I could be available, has anyone gone firm on a date yet. I need a no move before really to organise time off. The other option is that old favourite "remain flexible". Not a good idea in my life sadly.

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Wed 04 Jun, 2003 11:58 am

Hi Folks...........The Anglesey Weekend is DEFIANTLY still on..... Dates are confirmed and writ in stone..... July 25,26,27.. contact for booking is
http://www.caravanandcamping-uk.com/Ang ... neigr.html
I suggest you ring them as their computer/Email skills are reserved to yes and no... When booking prefix it with 'Royal Marine', this will enable them to place us all in the same area.... Caravans, RV's and Motor, if you require a hook up I suggest you book up soon as there are only a few and its a first come first served basis.

Further Info is available on a original topic. If you enter Anglesey in the search engine on this site.
A Local area map and preferred road directions will be posted on this topic shortly.

PLEASE if you have booked and/or intend taking part in the weekend
can you send me a PM to confirm..... Thanks
Mike

exvmremf · Post by **exvmremf** » Wed 04 Jun, 2003 12:35 pm

Bollokcs, I'm on lates all that weekend. I could just do with a good old Banyan. Let us know if more are planned.
I could maybe organise something over here near Scarborough. I know it's the third world but we do have good ale!!!

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