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Posted: Fri 02 Apr, 2004 8:54 pm
by Spannerman
The old chestnut.......
If I put two hot pennies in your hand what would you do?
"Drop 'em"
What for Tuppence?
Posted: Sat 03 Apr, 2004 1:33 am
by Wholley
Showing your age there Spanners.
I bet you remember Dixon of Dock Green.
"Evenin All"
Wholley.
Posted: Sat 03 Apr, 2004 8:39 am
by Spannerman
Wholley
Do I remember Dixon of Dock Green? I wrote it! I was also around before Pontious became a pilot.
Posted: Mon 05 Apr, 2004 3:22 pm
by The JaCkAl
Go upto a girl and whisper in her ear...."What's wet and likes oral sex?"...When she says I don't know, stick your tongue in her ear. Works a treat. I've never used a chat up line in my life unless in jest...I suppose you can't really use one being serious.
Posted: Thu 08 Apr, 2004 6:06 pm
by goreD.
Not a chat-up line but perhaps thought provoking !
Never get married.
To save money find a woman you hate a buy her a house..........
Posted: Thu 08 Apr, 2004 7:44 pm
by Scottish Thistle
It's surprising that any of you ever get any women if you use half of them!
The most recent one to be used on me was, "Can I buy your knickers please?"
It did get me talking to the guy for a few hours though!
Posted: Thu 08 Apr, 2004 7:52 pm
by Worthers Original
Don't know if this one has been said...
"Oy fatso is there room for two?"
Posted: Thu 08 Apr, 2004 8:30 pm
by Smilie-man'81
Man: 'scuse me love, can you drive?
Woman: Yes.
Man: Well, back on to this then!
Do you like fruit? Suck this its a peach!
I may not be the best looking bloke here but im the only one talking to you.
Posted: Fri 09 Apr, 2004 11:44 pm
by Jon
How many people have tried "You and me baby aint nothing but mammels so lets do it like they do on the Discovary channel"?
Posted: Sat 10 Apr, 2004 11:38 am
by GARRYOWEN
Is there any Irish in you .....would you like some Irish in you.
Posted: Sat 10 Apr, 2004 2:04 pm
by Jason The Argonaut
Jon wrote:How many people have tried "You and me baby aint nothing but mammels so lets do it like they do on the Discovary channel"?
Sorry Jon not a fan of the Blood Hound Gang,
Posted: Mon 12 Apr, 2004 6:46 pm
by rambo
"God you beautiful, i love every bone in your body especially mine".
Posted: Sat 17 Apr, 2004 11:50 pm
by Sweet Caroline
Some bloke used this one on me last week:
"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
Posted: Sun 18 Apr, 2004 5:30 pm
by RobInDaUK
Sounds like the bloke had just been watching phoenix nights SC.
Posted: Sun 18 Apr, 2004 8:04 pm
by Sweet Caroline
Whatever he was watching, it didn't work Rob