Gutless Neighbour.

[Guest]

ell, I`m hoping for him to be a real switched on kiddie, and when its frosty, he`ll be putting newspaper on his windscreen.............go out and pour water on the paper, it`s a bitch trying to scrape it off.

[kwew]

The name of this thread about 5 or 6 posts ago should have been changed to:
"Urban terrorism for beginners"

[always go commando]

boy racers are a pest that should be eradicated.

Eradicated, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what? too harsh? or have I made up a word again?

[gunner75]

Just go out when no one is about, put on the old rubber gloves and smear dog sh*te under his beloved Nova's door handles, that'll teach the spotty herbert to mess.
And if he and his mates eyeball ya give it plenty of 'eye of the tiger' back (and I dont mean singing the rocky theme like that sad sack on pop idol) and if they start, give it some MFV ... MAXIMUM F*CKING VIOLENCE.

Seriously though, tread a fine line. I have a conviction for assault under my belt which was some time ago but was within the time period the forces calls an 'unspent' conviction. Basically I think its 5 years, from time of conviction, that has to pass before they can give you the green light or they can review it, as they did with me. I was lucky and got the all clear.

[zero megahertz]

14. Ways to send a car to Hell by The Jolly Roger

There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only the ones that are the most fun (for you), the most destructive (for them), and the hardest to trace (for the cops).

 Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the way through the pavement!

 Tape a COý bomb to the hood, axle, gas tank, wheel, muffler, etc.

 Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this one is good!), a ping pong ball, or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.

 Put potatoes, rocks, bananas, or anything that will fit, into the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the tailpipe.

 Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it...

 Steal a key, copy it, replace it, and then steal the stereo.

 Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like this:


Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device is also called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo, equalizer, radar detector, etc. Now destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders on the seats!)

[Cronkilla]

Being the technical savvy i am and a sneaky bugger i have concieved of an evil plan. As you may know you can buy watches that can change the tv,radio,vcr(anything pretty much). There is also a certain watch(a friend) has that simply waits fo such a signal and copys it therfore creating a remote control,or key in this case

Now im not into GTA so my plan was to get his key signal then open the car up at night and fill it with rubbish. Not as good as most of your ideas but its not going to get me arrested either. Then again i may place just 1 kipper and keep doing it.

[Sticky Blue]

Put a towel in the bath, place a condom on the tap and start filling it with water, when it gets to 3 feet long and fat tie the end off. Carry the inflated condom to his car on the towel and roll it off the towel on to the back seat. Repeat the above steps as often as you want on other parts of the car. Sit back and wait to see his face in the morning! Watch as he tries to pick them up and the burst soking him and the car. You could always run a hose into the sunroof and fill it up 2 fish and he will have a real talking point with friends!

[Guest]

cronkilla, as we all know, sour milk stinks like hell, pour it into all his seats, and watch him suffer big time, He`ll be thinking, why the hell he had run over your pussy.

[Tab]

I agree with what you did mate, it could so easily be a child, and I bet he would not stop even then. If you get done for it mate put it on the thread and I will send you a few bob towards the fine, then you can hit him again.