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why do the sas have a boat troop?

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Why do the SA have a boat troop?

Well it's bloody obvious innit. They've got to have a boat troop otherwise a banyan isn't a banyan. You need a boat to carry the BBQ, beer, meat and beer, and beer cooler and beer.
Then when pissed one needs a towing device to get the troop stripey up on his pussers planks behind. That's why they have a boat troop.


Only prob is nobody has yet let them into the secret of the Banyan..........shhhhhhh, they may be listening.
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Without the Boat Troop there'd be no need for the boathouse at Hereford.
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Dear Sticky,

I have read your evidence and will need time to unstick myself from the ceiling and calm down. I wish to be objective about your craven homosexual leanings and metamorphosis into a quilt-knitting Quentin but I have to admit to finding it very difficult.

I have not got time this morning to consider and publish my verdict therefore it will have to be delayed until my return from my course.

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PS What is the world coming to?
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As all ex military personnel in here will understand, strict adherance by training staff to the published program is illegal. Therefore my 5 week progressive course culminating in a final exercise has been changed to a 1.5 week theory followed by 3.5 weeks thrashing of which 3 weeks are on Otterburn, hoorah!

Ultimately this has led to a weekend off in order to prep kit. I, however, will take this opportunity to address the potential QUENTINCY of the person normally known as Sticky Blue.

Weighing up the evidence, which consists solely of his confessions to owning the definative articles of QUENTINCY, I have deliberated long and hard for almost the time it took to open a beer and therefore pronounce the ex-man as GUILTY.

I am as unhappy as all of you regarding the transition of said GUILTY ex-man and wish that this rancid affair had never come to light in the first place.

Sentancing will take place on my return from Otterburn.

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PS I welcome any suggestions regarding the level of punishment to be issued.

PPS I will be leaving the harbour area at approx 1730 hrs today so if you have any ideas then get them in quick.
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Watch out for the boat troop in the harbour, there may be an ambush. Incidentally can you have an ambush at sea? Are the ambushes tethered to the sea bed? or do they float free....
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Post by sneaky beaky »

AdamR,

You do tend to state the obvious!!

Yet another one line thigummy thing.

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