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You forgot the shoeshine. Yup, when I was growing up my dad would always say: shit, shower, shave and shine. You forgot the shine. Or do they serve Reeboks with those mullets? :o
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Hyperlithe wrote:If it makes any of you feel better, most women prefer a bloke who spends less time in the bathroom than we do. Now I have no objections to a bloke using moisturiser, hair products and nice aftershave, but anything else is overkill. I don't want to go out with a guy who's prettier than me, I'll get an inferiority complex!
And I don't want to have to fight for the bathroom in the morning, unless it's a pillow-fight, then I might have a chance of winning!
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I'm not prettier than you hyperlithe, I'm as ugly as a pit bull that's been smacked in the face with a shovel. Does that mean you'll come out on a date with me? :D
Amen, Lance. The three "S" rule works for me. Maybe splash a bit of aftershave on if I feel in the mood.
The pink shirts are a worry, too. You see them with pink and yellow stripes and all kinds. And someone mentioned flower power from the 60's? Weren't they all about freedom and love, (or something along those lines?) Whereas our modern "girlie men" are just plain feminine and fancy themselves rotten?
As for Arnie, you have to admire him and the things he says. He's about as PC as Bernard Manning and he's governor of California! Maybe the world isn't going so tits-up after all. At one of the recent Mr. Olympia contests, Arnie made a guest appearance and made a speech. Part of the speech was something about the Olympia competition not being for "Men who eat quiche or men who whinge for their wives..." Classic. I love the bloke.
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It annoys the hell out of me when you lot say stuff like "yeah me and my mates beat up loads of lads because they had pretty boy hair cuts".

What a load of shite. Just because you don't share the same taste in fasion as someone doesn't give you the right to be violent...thick, ignorant and brainless...show me some intelligence please.
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I love beasting wrote:It annoys the hell out of me when you lot say stuff like "yeah me and my mates beat up loads of lads because they had pretty boy hair cuts".
This was said where?
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BenChug wrote:I hate pretty boys, 6 lads in 2vp appearantly felt the same way as in a bar in Brandon 6 troops beat the crap out of 24 guys who were wearing mascara as far as I can tell. All pretty funny I thought until they 6 of them are up on charges for assault.
That's where it was said Lance.
I also think it's pretty sad that someone finds beating up other people funny.
Monty Python = funny
Hitting someone because you don't like the way they look = stupid.
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I agree that beating up pretty boys is a bit harsh. But by setting up threads like this, if any of these types read this, (if they can pull themselves away from the mirror for long enough) it might make them look at themselves and realise how much they look like tw*ts. It's not people having different ideas about fashion that bothers me, it's how self-obsessed they are, and how all they care about is how they look. Wearing feminine shirts is one thing, but the sunbeds and eyebrow plucking are just pathetic. That's my opinion, so that means I'm not intelligent, I suppose?
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Post by Lance »

Be careful all you big men that hate pretty boys. They might be pretty but they could still beat the crap out of you.

How would you explain to your really hard mates that you tried to beat up a bloke with make up and he knocked seven colours of sh*t out of you?
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Lance wrote:Be careful all you big men that hate pretty boys. They might be pretty but they could still beat the crap out of you.

How would you explain to your really hard mates that you tried to beat up a bloke with make up and he knocked seven colours of sh*t out of you?
I've seen mullet-wearing, blonde-streaked, tanned bouncers before. And there's a lot of pretty boys who go to my gym with muscles that put mine to shame. They might be pretty, but it doesn't mean they're all soft. So don't try your luck, they can swing their handbags pretty hard. And they can claw eyes out as well.
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Post by Lance »

Dont' smudge their mascara. That will make them really mad!
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Post by Greg S »

Well with shows like 'Extreme Makeover' no wonder so many people are turning into self obsessed twats!

I think the term your looking for is 'metrosexual'. Its breeding a generation of self loathing, vegetarian, limp wristed morons who are destined to be doomed!!!

I'm not even going to get started on David Beckham............*cringe*
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Post by al(spider) »

my first post so hello, whats wrong with being vegatarion then ,as i am one ?
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Why?
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Post by al(spider) »

why am i one you mean ?
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Yes.
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If we weren't meant too eat animals, they wouldn't be made of meat.
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