New US army uniform

[Maroon]

I love all the little velcro badges They must have a medal and a badge for everything, Cub Scouts come to mind, Maybe Baden Powell came up with the US uniform......

"Excuse me Saarge"

"Yes Soldier!"

"I have just cleaned the Vehicle, polished ma booots and ironed my badges"

"Well done soldier, heres a badge, we'll make a man outta you yet!!!!!"

"Sir, yes sir...Ahoooooo!" 0X

[USARMY_]

Very cutting USARMY_, but (unfortunatly) a good point.
Chris

Took me awhile, but I wisened up. I just wonder how many more poor b@stards have to die for Mr. Bush's oil.

[El Prez]

Sorry I have to do this, good old Adrian Cronaur strikes again. (Mr Leo, fag Vietnamese dress designer.)

Cronauer (Robin Williams): We've got a special man in the audience today right now...it's Mr. Leo. He's a fashion consultant for the Army.

Funny voice: Why thank you, Adrian. I'm just very happy to be here. I want to tell you something. You know, this whole camoflage thing for me doesn't work very well.

Cronauer: Why is that?

Funny voice: Well, because you go into the jungle, I can't SEE you! You know, its like wearing stripes and plaid! For me, I want to do something different. You know, if you go in the jungle, make a statement! If you're going to fight, CLASH!