Need some advice on choosing the right path

[Jagger]

Btw, I've a tendency to edit my posts alot so anything only posted less than 10 minutes ago by me isonly a rough copy as I edit out my brain farts.

[LeeChapman]

GoreD.

Picture this.

Its five years down the line. Your in your living room, eating popcorn on the couch, feet up on the table. Your television blaring out re-runs of the Chuckle Brothers.
You decide to go to bed, you clamber upstairs and dive into you bed, and fall asleep just as your head hits the pillow.

You awake shortly after, a man in black camo has an MP5 pressed against your nose, its funny, your quote is totally right 'the first casualty of war is your underpants'. Then you will rue what you said five years previous! hehe

Just keep telling me I wont do it, it will make me more motviated to piss you off and prove you wrong. Post on my diary site and call me all the useless pathetic names under the sun, it will give me the fuel to go on.

Maybe now I`m not in the right shape, the last few years I have been unable to train or build my mass up. Its hard living away from home going to uni, eating a pot noodle a day, and smoking so much it stops you feeling hungry! Maybe your bigger and fitter than me now, but I promise one day it wont always be like that, I`ll be as good as anyone who is in the army.

But I will be ready on my start day fit as anyone and ready to give it the best shot I have.

NEVER confuse ambition with ability

I havent, but I believe Ambition breeds Ability.

So cheers. Now lets be friends.



PS. Thanks Jagger

[goreD.]

Hmmm,

First of all if you check through my posts you will find that I have never called you a name.
Secondly, I am not in great shape at the moment, but that as we know is not the issue here.
And lastly the chances of you breaking into my house and shoving an MP5 in my face are even greater than you getting into the SAS.

I will be on this site for the forseable future. So let me know when you are...

1. In the Army.
2. Have completed basic training.
3. Have applied for selection.
4. Have passed selection.
5. Are serving in a troop.

Once you are serving in a troop I will come to Hereford, kiss your feet and present you with 1000 pounds cash for any embarrassment caused.

Fair enough?

Gore.

[LeeChapman]

*Dons Micheal Caine voice*

Your a big man, but your outta shape

If your outta shape, lets just have a roll around on the grass, see who is left standing. Sounds better.

[goreD.]

I think perhaps you should moderate your tone young man.

[LeeChapman]

Is this an invitation?
If it is, stand by... there are some great insults that forum members have had used on them and will pass them on willingly

Post on my diary site and call me all the useless pathetic names under the sun, it will give me the fuel to go on.

Yeah, wait till I start posting and critise them.

[robj]

the last few years I have been unable to train or build my mass up. Its hard living away from home going to uni, eating a pot noodle a day, and smoking so much it stops you feeling hungry!

Well that has to be the best excuse I have ever heard! I'll have to remember to use that one day

Yes son thats right. I could of joined the SAS if I wanted but it was impossible for me to train as I lived next to a pub and a takeaway! I could easily get fit next month and pass selection if I wanted to now though

[LeeChapman]

You cant really train tho Rob, it was hard at uni, I worked all ours I wasnt at Uni or doing Uni work. That was just enough to square away my rent, buy the cheapest food I could for the week, and sort my cigs out. It wasnt my plan to train during Uni it wouldnt be feasble, it was to sort out my degree then press on with a hard 6 to 12 month period.

[goreD.]

Mr Chapman,

I will impart some advice which you can ignore if you wish.
At no time have I called you any names on this open forum.
I expect the same courtesy from yourself. You appear to have a serious attitude problem which will get you noticed for all the wrong reasons. This site is challenging, interesting and enjoyable. It is used by serving, ex and potential members of our security services. You at this stage appear to be at best a 'potential' future member. I suggest again that you moderate your tone and desist immediately from making juvenile remarks. I am not going to go down the 'old sweat' line and tell you my life story. I have however been invovled in numerous incidents and don't take kindly to unjustified adverse comments made by someone who quite frankly is not worthy enough to lick my boots.

You have been warned.

[LeeChapman]

First of all if you check through my posts you will find that I have never called you a name.

I know mate - I never said you did. I didnt want you as an enemy, I just wanted advice.

So cheers. Now lets be friends.

I said lets be friends.



But I dont see how I`m not fit to lick your boots.

[LeeChapman]

Anyone willing to do such a thing could only be award the title of friend! I`ve seen Back to the Future and know time travelling is dangerous, to do such a thing would be noble.

[goreD.]

But I dont see how I`m not fit to lick your boots.

I can. Join the army and meet your corporals/SNCO's and officers who have done some stuff and you will find that you are not fit to lick their boots either. Not entirely because you haven't done anything yet (a man can't be blamed for that) but because of your stinking attitude.