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Uz ere country chaps wot lives in rural parts dwodent no one offf these ere RED KNEES.

Moi cousin Di from Rural Wales sez he gets this ere Red Knees problem after a walk in the sheep pens, mind you he be a buz driver mind!

We just nows Ow to shoot these ere Squirells thaat bugger up the edgerows round about our parts of this here bootiful countryside wot we lives in innit?

Artist (Oooooo Arrrrrr me andsomes)

Sterio typing

simple country folk...
I maybe but not all are.

SMOKING

We used to have a member who wasn`t a fan of Rednecks. Maybe it had something to do with her being lesbian, oh and black. Sreaming Eagle was her name, nice girl, she had a crush on Loz
This is what she said to one good ole boy

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?
Pretty hot.
Hey Gunny your Mamas so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
You might be a redneck if...
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
Your junior prom had a day care.
You can't marry your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
Your wifes hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
Soooooooooweeeeeeee.

Jo beth

Has a way with words, doesn`t she
Y`all come back now,
see you drekly, moi luvver

Canada and the US are the only countrys which really have Rednecks, im afraid Whitey, other countrys have folk which try but it just ain't the same ole attitude have a chew, drink a beer, and shoot some tvs up whilst wearing a straw hat. Andy lives out in Comox though I've met a few solid rednecks out there eh. By the way where is Andy ? he hasn't posted in awhile.

Hi Ben Chug, I am still lurking around. Not too many rednecks in Comox, they are all too old, however, redneck land is not too far from here, a ten minute drive to be precise. My son in law's latest teaching position is in redneck country, where he has been tasked to try and teach them anything.

Aye - Andy.

Whitey wrote: it's really just a fun loving, no rules good ole boy who loves Jesus, Guns and monster car crushes.

Oh, no! So when Mohammed Al-Qahtani (Also known as Abu Abdullah) told me he was a redneck he was lying?

No, sorry, I take it back. He does believe in Jesus - but only as a profit - sorry, again - Prophet.


Incoming!!!!

I was once known as a "right bloody scranbag" by certain people. (Hello Yorkie!)

I reckon the main reason we don't get rednecks in the UK is the weather. You don't see many "Ole Boys" sat outside Boots the chemist watching the world go by. Having a glug of moonshine and commenting on the passers by. Because the police would have them locked up ASAP.

Mind you, in Chester you get the drugusers and alcholics watching the world go by clutching there bottle of Merrydown/Buckfast cyder shouting abuse at anyone who dares to even look at them, they seem the closest I ever come to a Red Neck in the UK. One of them is known to walk along the street outside the MacDonalds screaming to everybody "REMEMBER ALIESIA!" The last battle between the Gauls and the Roman empire. (once had his big plastic sword confiscated)

Artist

I reckon this sums it all up:

Jackle,
Holy shit how did you get that picture of my uncle Robert E. Lee-Nottingham? Now that's a GD Redneck boy's! I think I might come over there and start up a Redneck movement. Drink from jars, drive old trucks, make up explanations for thing's they don't got the answer's for. Women with heavy caked on make up, hat's with bumper sticker slogans.

Yep, ya'll need some good ol' boys. Or you could come over here and just join a redneck social club. BBQ, Sourmash, tater salad, choke em salad, fried cat fich, hush puppies, cheap beer, tick infested dogs and beautiful but ignorant women who do what they is told. Yeah, ya'll would love being rednecks I bet.

eeeeee we used to dream of being rednecks. But we had to get up half an hour before we went to bed, so we could work twenty five hours a day down t'pit

All for a meal of a cup cold gravel, fifty five of us lived in't house. well we lived in a hole in the ground, but it was a house to us. and do you know kids today say we exaggerate!

Chunky,
I think it was a shoe box we lived in and you forgot the walking to school,barefoot,in the snow,25 miles,uphill,both ways.
Those were the GOOD old days.
Wholley.

Wholley,


I didn't want people to think I was exaggerating!!!!

I didn't want people to think I was exaggerating!!!!