new boy on the block

Post by **Beast** » Wed 16 Apr, 2003 7:25 pm

And out of interest just where are you lot coming from, or just word of mouth?

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Wed 16 Apr, 2003 7:25 pm

Wonderfull, brills, wazzer

Are they all going to post on here?
See "Hello, I Wish I Was New"
Bleedin immigrants

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed 16 Apr, 2003 7:28 pm

..............we all just got in from Sangatte

Jan Milligan · Post by **Jan Milligan** » Wed 16 Apr, 2003 8:22 pm

Well it looks as though that lot from Outer Mongolia have arrived also

Hi Tom, hows ya doing champ

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Wed 16 Apr, 2003 8:30 pm

It started badly with Dean, now there's a whole bloody truck of Crabs, Lightfeet and whatever else has been kicked out for bad behaviour. AND not one cheque in the Presidential Post! The usual sum of £10/annum keeps your slate clean and your posts free from my corrective influence. Please address the envelope to Slush Fund Consolidated, Freedom Lane, St Lucia. Candice, My PA, (Pretty Arse), will deduct her 50p and bank the rest. Thank you my fearless and brainless subjects.

Jan Milligan · Post by **Jan Milligan** » Wed 16 Apr, 2003 8:38 pm

Prez, I aint a Crab, if you want to tangle with A REAL CRAB, ask spannerman to point you in the right direction

In the meantime I have recieved a loverly email from, well you all figger it out

Dear Sirs,
I am not on administrative leave. I am on holiday. The war against the invading sons of camels, infidelity committing infidels and seven Australians, is going so well that my boss Saddam (Allah preserve him and his bronze statues - which are still standing, by the way) has given me time off for a holiday.
I am currently in Florida visiting Disneyland; there are no American here and many cartoon characters (I am soon hoping to become one), are committing suicide in their thousands. They are quaking in their boots and staining their underwear at the threat of an Iraqi invasion. We will prevail; it has been written.
Must go now as I going to the movies to see my favourite movie; "Failing to save Private Ryan".
Have a nice day,
-- Mohammed Saeed al Sahaf, Iraqi Minister of Information (from his Hotmail address apparently)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed 16 Apr, 2003 8:45 pm

Point El Prez in the right direction not me Mrs Milligan, too many antipodeans here already..............

Jan Milligan · Post by **Jan Milligan** » Wed 16 Apr, 2003 8:55 pm

Sorry Spannerman did you perchance swollow a dictionary for dinner, using big word like antipodeans that I can't even spell?

To the rest of you dear people, sorry we did not realise it was a closed shop

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Wed 16 Apr, 2003 9:07 pm

No no no no no. Listen in at the back, someone stop Milligan crying in her latte.
There are various sections for the various forces. This forum is for General Military subjects. Within each forces 'block' is a Miscellaneous Discussion forum, where all sorts of chicanery, jolly wheezes and prangs are discussed. Just the spot for, "Hurro I am your new neighbour". There's a place for everything and nothing in it's place!
I forgot to mention that if you feel a need for a new forum or posting facility etc just ask in 'Suggestions for Improving MF' and jay will have a pink fit. Works every time.

Cinders · Post by **Cinders** » Wed 16 Apr, 2003 10:52 pm

Sorry if we have posted in the wrong place guys. You should have called this forum general military discussion.

So could we have an anything discussion forum please. :multi:
I have to say I would have come here just for the smilies.

soldierblue · Post by **soldierblue** » Thu 17 Apr, 2003 7:37 am

and i only came in to say hi and that i was new on here but i love the banter it is great keep it coming boys and girls

:n00b:

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Thu 17 Apr, 2003 8:16 am

Sorry you lot,
I too, made the mistake of assuming you were all RAF.

As Rob says, it`s not a closed shop, there`s plenty of room for you.
History lesson, these forums link from www.civvystreet.co, or www.onceamarine.co, which explains the high number of Bootnecks on here. So it remained, for over twelve months. We knew that once word started to get round, the site would take off with the rest of the Mob.
Good thing too.

Once again, welcome aboard, pull up a sandbag and take a tot :drinking:

soldierblue · Post by **soldierblue** » Mon 21 Apr, 2003 9:45 am

the site has taken off big style Harry it is a great site

pbeattie · Post by **pbeattie** » Fri 02 May, 2003 3:54 pm

Got this site from Cinders from S.P. Hello to you all.
Ex R Sigs. 58 years young living in Essex (though not an essex boy)
Hope this is as enjoyable as some of the other forums I have tried.
Happy weekend to all

barryc · Post by **barryc** » Fri 02 May, 2003 4:38 pm

AS enjoyable!, Peter, even an old man like you should be able to enjoy this premier site, heavily peopled by that creme de la creme, Royal Marines, and yeah, a few Crabs, a para or two and a couple of matelots, not forgetting a very select number of the fairer sex, mainly with some affinity for said bootnecks. What the hell, welcome on board this site which helps keep us all just slightly gaga, except El Prez, who is the absolute total job lot.

Barry (58 next birfday)

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