Brothers in Arms

[Mike]

Now IF this guy is for real , and I have my doubts like the rest of you, I would suggest that we invite him over for a weekend or two and arrange Digs for him at either Peter the Eaters Gaff in Southsea or Munchin Micks emporium in Guz, of course that is on condition that both Queens are still alive, If they are, I know (not from Experience) that they would love to entertain our Clansman Brother for a night or two....
What say you Grungey Me O'l Dear

Aye

[Grungey]

hell I`m real boy. Too real, for some.
After church this mornin some of us rode over to******** in ******* County to see the manager of the seven-eleven. He on the list of sexual preverts for sure. We tarred and feathered that mother an left him cuffed to the cycle rack out side the store. Firstly we rubbed his nuts an butt with Doc Weatherspoons Wintergreen Linament, sure be "fire in the hole there tonight, boy!
Any one no hows I can git tar stains off of my robes? Id sure preciate it.

On C.N.N. World news I here that Navy of yourn don`t learn the captain to comm the ship too well. Bet that sucker`ll be drivin a desk before too long, if`n they ever makes it t`Australia, that is! What they say? The team works? I surely don`t think so there boy
Over to N`Orlins fer two days, but catch y`all later, if`n y`all caint be good , be carefull. Jus like I`s always tellin ma ladies there boy.

[Mutley]

Nay tis not I whom ye seek for this
I know not who be the transmutationist
Happen some clue the pretender hoped thy might miss
Will expose our culprit, surely pissed!

[harry hackedoff]

I`m very worried about you, Mutley.

Aye, Harry

[Mutley]

Tis merely the English of the Queen
Why so should it not be seen
Whilst some colloquialist trends might lean
Nay, not complaints from an old Has been

[Mike]

I Say Grunty, Old Boy, I seem to remember, a few years back, that one of your illustrious naval units (Ship) told a light house to get out of the way.
At least our ship's rock was placed there by some commie bastards, coz it was'nt there when capt's Cook and Bligh passed by a few years ago. Of course you won't know about these things as your a bit short on history over there, well at least the proper history, not the hollywood version. I digress, How did the whori'n go in N'Orlins I hear the gumbo is especially good this time of year.
Love yr accent
LOL

[Grungey]

Hell mike ,my man, fives,
heard that one ma self boy. Jesus he knows how Ido hate the navy.
Not as much as th army, you dig?Specialy th airborn. An extra specialy the 101st. Hell screamin eagles? They sure was screamin in the ashawe valley that time, man, I was 15 klicks away an I heard em.Took the best part of a USMC armored div to get them mothers outa that shit. One of my cousins was in the 101 an you no what? You no what? Hell we didn`t talk fer 15 years once I found out he gone there cause I join the corps. Then he joined the New Jersey Chapter an we`s ok now. He a fire captain in the new Jersey fire an rescue. Mr Parry acused me of havin a problem with the colored folk. I do not, but ma cousin do.
Cousin Billy, he say evry time theys a fire its the colored folk as started it an when the fire truck turn up, why they`all commence t throwin rocks an shootin an such. He had bout enuff when he retire last week an he say to me in N`Orlins once he sold up why, he an his wife going to find the biggest nigra they can find an tie him to the front of th truck. Then the gon drive west an when some folks say " whats that on the front of your truck there boy?" thats where he gonna retire.
I spent today lookin back at stuff on this here site. Must say two guys really bother me.That Harry an Mutley, the mount of time those two preverts spend dwelling on sex with sheep, why that ain natural. Good to see some of y`all notice too. I like mutley when he in wacky races hell boy he soun like he smoke 300 marlboros a day, but what kinda marine gonna call hisself after a dawg? An I thought harry was a reglar marine what with a name like hackedof an claimin to come from Germany. Read some of his prevewrted filth an ask yourself would y`all be happy with this guy in your platoon.
Well its nearly six aclock an time to get ready there boy, 15 year old daughter of the local gook to go place says I boom boom number one san an she lurve me long time.
How can I re fuse there boy,

[Mutley]

Well Cousin Septic seems to be a real cacafogo.

Zooks boys, I am a mutable sort of chap but these fictionalised accounts are showing an obvious decrepitation of our omadhaun, Elmer.

Just for the record though, Mutley (of Wacky Races fame) got his name from mutter - to utter words in a low indistinct voice, to murmour especially in hostility, grumbling mutiny or menace.

You will find it in the dictionary just before the word mutton!



Although cousin Septic might not behold either minors or ladies in any great respect, lets not forget that they cruise this site too. Sailing close to the line is very different from going over it - et in culpa.

[Grungey]

Hell Mr Owdun, where I come from thets legal. Matter of fact its almost compulsary.Sleepin with sheep an all is entirely an alltogether diffrant story, whats more its preverted, them boys shoulda bin killed at birth an save us havin to read that filth
D`yall have the same histeria bout Elvis over your side ofthe pond?
Let me tell y`all Elvis was a faggot there boy
He die on the toilet with a diaper roun his ankles an if`n that ain a faggot, well dont no what is
We sick of that fuggin faggot, evry times I turn on the tv, boy its Elvis fuggin Presly
Somthin else, he ain no rock an roll. Rollin stones are rock an roll, them Doors are rock an roll. See where Im commin from.? Shoot boy they all white folks. It`s a fact there boy that White folks invented rock an roll.
Evry body noes Elvis was colored
Shit, that faggot was probably a commie
God Bless America,

[Mike]

Ohhhhh ....'He Doth Protest too much'and we know what that means?..
I knew there was something about grumpy that did'nt ring true. Any of our colonial brothers, (I call them that in the loosest of terms), :fadein: who come from the Mid to South states just LUUUUURV the king coz he was one of their kind, a Southern Boy.
Another thing.... He finds the idea of sheep shareing 'disgustin'
Hey!!!! he aint mentioned PIGS yet has he, you know the Doolin Banjos variaty,a squeelin and aholerin, bet that role was modeled on Gruppy......
There is only one thing worse than a pretty boy and thats one in dinial, come on grubby lets see your feminine side, ye know you'v got one, just some of us have more than others, and it aint your fault....Sweetpea.... Mwah Mwah...

[Screaming Eagle]

Well Gunny you sound like a bona fida died in the wool REDNECK.
I bet the only reason your circumcised is 'cos someone kicked your sister in the jaw,and I bet the only reason she still a virgin is 'cos she can run faster than her brothers.
Coming from "Jawjah" I know all about your kind and your biggoted ways an all.
And I bet you let your 12 year old daughter smoke in front of her kids,and your halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife
I figure you think a women is out of your league 'cos she goes bowling on a different night,and youv'e been married three times and still have the same inlaws.
And don't forget if you go on a date with someone, its your responsibility to get them home in time for school,and if her name ain't on a restroom wall or an overpass your gunna come home frustrated.
Rednecks don't you just love 'em.

[Mutley]

I think I might just sit back, put my feet up and put the remote control down.......


Six pack anyone.

[El Prez]

Elmers, don't you just love 'em. Biting like Moby Dick. Ah say I said biting like Moby Dick, I said.

[Mike]

Whoooorrrrrrrrrr ! Anyone fancy their chances at putting their hand in
SCREEMIN EAGLE'S hand bag?!.............Last one out wins a second go at it!...
Shit.. Eagle, whats that...Its not...where did you get that from... Yuck.... Thats grotesque....is it meant to be that colour...It cant be.......... Grumpies cherry?....what, and he gave it up without a fight!........................