Gun and Knife amnesties

[harry hackedoff]

Farking knew it, you missed out the 1 you twonk
Bedford is 01234, and to think you were one of Norf Carolina`s faves
I`d hate to think what the "not so faves" are like then mucker
Dialing now.....

[harry hackedoff]

Same response, number nis.
I reckon you farked the local part of the number as well Paullie, tried a few variations and still nada

I never have this much trouble ringing the UK on Gay Friends United

[Wholley]

PM atcha Bert.
No wonder no-one calls me anymore

[AJtothemax]

Oh and Wholley, im in bedford tomorrow against Bedford Ath.

So,
Now I know who you play for
9-7 wasn't it?

Haha...yeah it was indeed, but i dont play 1st team. I missed the game anyway, had other business to take care of.

[Wholley]

Gay Friends United

It seems you will no longer be able to contact the above as a block has been established to stop you repeatedly calling"Mr Gay Universe"At
1-800-Poo-Pushers.
So I reckon it's time you clambered back into the closet and left us God fearing Americans alone.
Capish

[harry hackedoff]

You don`t half write well for an Essex Geeza
Pity about your farrrkin accent though, you carrrrnt
Have you ever met Sully btw? Farrrrk

[Wholley]

Have you ever met Sully btw? Farrrrk

Mr Sullivan and I are going to lift a few as soon as.
Going to be interesting accentwise
We'll probably end up using signs

[Sully]

Heyup

Not sure how the conversation went from Gay Friends United to "lifting a few" (hopefully not shirt tails ). Have you heard of the rohypnol effect of Pussers Rum on yer average Royal?

Yikes - I'm worried.... really worried

[harry hackedoff]

And the best of it is, Sull
He`ll make you pay for it
Win win situation, hey Wholley

[Wholley]

Heyup

Not sure how the conversation went from Gay Friends United to "lifting a few" (hopefully not shirt tails )

Don't blame me Sull.
It's the raging Antipogay who started it
Out right jealousy if you ask me