Nursery Rhyme Slaughtered By PC Brigade

[TA_Padre]

Harry Have forwarded your suggestion to pointy hat (AKA Bishop) along with my gravity giving scheme. Think both are winners and with the weekend off and the extra cash clergy will have we can really rock 'n roll.

P

ps. Gravity system entails taking offering into vestry and tossing it all in the air - what God whats He keeps and the rest is shared out between clergy. Looks like a winner from where I'm kneeling

[harry hackedoff]

Cheers Bish
Were you awake during all that "theology" stuff

Thought not mate

And so it is written, Harry chapter 14 verse 12, let us pray,

And lo, many calfs were slaughtered and sacrificed untill rare or medium rare and the beer flowed like beer and pert were the buttocks on the surfey chicks for they were the handmaidens of Lord Hackedoff and gladly did they perform services that one would hesitate to ask of a professional, for thine is the Kingdom etc

All rise, the hymn is "For Those In Peril On The Deep"

[TA_Padre]

Funny you should say that for having been to the big three theological colleges (i.e. London and the other two) I found that I had the reputation for walking in with a big mug of tea and sitting on the back where, if not drinking tea, would be found sleeping.

Prophetic, that's what you are!

Problem is that I am now regarded as a theologian so I don't have to know anything anyway. Listen to my sermons and you'd find that was true.

Bigger problem, as Magician I am regarded by some of our more prissy colleagues as the spawn of Santa (well the dyslexic ones anyway!) so I'm well fixed here.

Thanks for contributions - made me laugh,

P