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Posted: Tue 16 Dec, 2003 9:58 pm
by goldie ex rmp
Goldie.... I cant think of a better place to wake up...... Emmmm .. a Room full of Royals....... Oh how I do love breakfast in bed!!!!!
Being an Retired Royal I should know xxxxxxxx
anyone for Navy Cake ???
Posted: Tue 16 Dec, 2003 11:37 pm
by goldie ex rmp
Port-hole pudding was the norm during the days of sail, ask JR he was gunners mate on the Victory, along with Mike, did hear it was a way of pushing piles back, used by surgeons assistants.
thank god for anusol
Posted: Tue 16 Dec, 2003 11:43 pm
by goldie ex rmp
sticky don't you sleep mate ??
Posted: Thu 19 Feb, 2004 4:07 pm
by El Prez
The family of Johnny Cash have refused an advertising agency permission to use "Ring of Fire" as the backing music for a Preparation H Advert. Honest!
http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.j ... tid=106165
Posted: Thu 19 Feb, 2004 4:19 pm
by Artist
Ell Robberto
Have nearly followed through after reading your post!
Let the Piles lie low, Let us throw them to and fro. Tie them in a knot or tie them in a bow. etc, etc,
Swine that you are!
Artist
Posted: Thu 19 Feb, 2004 4:31 pm
by bootneck
El Prez wrote:The family of Johnny Cash have refused an advertising agency permission to use "Ring of Fire" as the backing music for a Preparation H Advert. Honest!
they sure as hell would have made, "Piles" of, "Cash"
Posted: Thu 19 Feb, 2004 6:29 pm
by reeves
ah your suffering from they old 'tap dancers curse' i can't think of anything to help as iv never had them ,im only 19 , nevermind im shore my time will come..............
Posted: Thu 19 Feb, 2004 6:48 pm
by Artist
To whom it may concern.
Thet went AWOL in Oct last year! Up the flue and away!
Latest problem..........................Life, and joined up writing!
Artist
Posted: Thu 19 Feb, 2004 6:55 pm
by reeves
i do apologise my good man for the trauma i may have caused by bringing ''the curse'' up again, it must of been a testing time for you and after all that you went through you've come a cropper again,i haven't yet mastered the dark art of joined up writing on my pc-any tips for us begginers ow wise one..............
Posted: Thu 19 Feb, 2004 7:01 pm
by Artist
reeves
No probs Oppo. I'm a leaping and a hopping and saying Yaa boo sucks to Chalfonts now! (as long as me ar*e points down...and it does, I'm Mr Happy)
Artist
Posted: Thu 19 Feb, 2004 7:02 pm
by Andy O'Pray
It was reported yesterday that Johnny Cash' family have banned a haemorroid avertisment from using his hit song "Ring of Fire". You are not allowed to sing it Steve.
Aye - Andy.
Posted: Thu 19 Feb, 2004 7:05 pm
by A SQAUDRON 21
Andy O'Pray wrote:It was reported yesterday that Johnny Cash' family have banned a haemorroid avertisment from using his hit song "Ring of Fire". You are not allowed to sing it Steve.
Aye - Andy.
Better still "wipe your arse with a gorse bush from woodbury"
online help
Posted: Thu 26 Feb, 2004 10:54 pm
by mutley2002
ask your doc to prescribe some scheriproct ointment twice a day til the swelling reduces, then ask for the banding to be done.
the ointment really works well. we prescribe it to all our bad cases, then either band or operate.
joking aside i hope this helps
sorry i dont do private clinics!! good luck