PILES, HOW DO YOU CURE THEM?

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 9:51 pm

Sticky Blue wrote:I have my own thank you, it is white with brass cuffs; polished highly I might add. Kat will probably have a box or six off you!

I never said a word...honest gov`nor

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 9:54 pm

goldie ex rmp wrote:white is the cheap Hong Kong import version we only buy british

goldie, surely that should be BLITISH?

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 9:57 pm

thats how you spot the fake mate just like Timmy Hilfigures lor Georgina Armani

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 10:05 pm

I got to stop coming on here, or cancel the TV license,

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 10:17 pm

Keep it up Lads only just over 48 hours on the thread and I think we have a winner.. thread started 14th Dec 22002 at 1031pm. must be the record for the most inaine shite ever posted on the internet.......mind you, some of the remedies for Piles would be of some use to the NHS I guess

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Fri 12 Dec, 2003 12:38 am

Mike

It might be inane shite but it's our shite! damn there eyes!

Ring your ring with bows of Holly,
Scream! howl! wail! I want me mummy!
Sitting down was never very easy.
Except with the help of my rubber ring thingy
With me ar*e hanging out for all to see!

But now the piles have gone up the chimney.
I can now injest disgusting curries!
I kid you not no wukking furries.
Beer is drunk in large proportions.
Followed by a very Laaarge whiskey!

I thank you all Artist

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Fri 12 Dec, 2003 6:11 am

i dont even no why im posting things on this one as ive never had any farmers in my life

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Fri 12 Dec, 2003 9:50 pm

goldie ex rmp wrote:i dont even no why im posting things on this one as ive never had any farmers in my life

And you never will again! Eh, goldie?

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Fri 12 Dec, 2003 10:40 pm

Goldie..... you should'nt say that.... Artist truley believes that he caught his by drinking out of damp glasses!

and that they are contagious

....and he'll argue balck and blue on that

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Mon 15 Dec, 2003 5:32 pm

One year boys and girls!

And.... the Piles are up the chimney! O yes Indeedy!

Artist (sitting with a negative rubber ring!)

Shoulderholster · Post by **Shoulderholster** » Mon 15 Dec, 2003 6:09 pm

Good,maybe you can sit through a whole game f@#k now,without sneaking off to the heads to do whatever it was you used to do.
SH

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Tue 16 Dec, 2003 5:28 pm

Artiste, Happy Birthday mate, big sloppy lip-lock on yer ring bolt, and a reach-around

Ooops did I really say that?

Wrong site, obviously

Well done Steve, for keeping us enthralled with the saga. It`s better than Eastenders anyway

I`m off now to sink a couple, and the toast is
To Artist`s Arse

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Tue 16 Dec, 2003 5:35 pm

Hackedorff..... you have possibly come up with a remedy for the lads problems.... Toasting His Arse?.... though a tad late I might add

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Tue 16 Dec, 2003 6:40 pm

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Goldie..... you should'nt say that.... Artist truley believes that he caught his by drinking out of damp glasses! and that they are contagious ....and he'll argue balck and blue on that
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Artist only drink from bottles mate and look out for that rhohypnol stuff, you will know when youve had some as you will wake up in a room full of royals with a smile on the faces

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Tue 16 Dec, 2003 8:15 pm

Goldie.... I cant think of a better place to wake up...... Emmmm .. a Room full of Royals....... Oh how I do love breakfast in bed!!!!!
Being an Retired Royal I should know xxxxxxxx By the way.... Young Evans formally known as Artiste... does drink outa pint glasses... least he did when I last bought him one...
Ta for the warning though

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