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Euro '04
Just so that we get things in perspective, this is how bad it could get.
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> >A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed. With
>the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
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> >Dear Mum and Dad,
> >It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped
>with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice. Especially
>with all his piercing's, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it's
>not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in
>his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and
>that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone
>and we'll be growing it for us and his friends. They're the one's
>providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the
>meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets
>better. He deserves it.
> >
> >Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that
>his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn
>£50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the
>scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse. Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15
>years old, I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit you and
>Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren. Your loving daughter Aimee
> >
> >p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just
>wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND GETTING
>BEAT ON F*CKING PENALTIES AGAIN,. I love you. Aimee
> >
> >
> >A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed. With
>the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
> >
> >Dear Mum and Dad,
> >It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped
>with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice. Especially
>with all his piercing's, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it's
>not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in
>his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and
>that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone
>and we'll be growing it for us and his friends. They're the one's
>providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the
>meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets
>better. He deserves it.
> >
> >Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that
>his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn
>£50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the
>scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse. Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15
>years old, I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit you and
>Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren. Your loving daughter Aimee
> >
> >p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just
>wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND GETTING
>BEAT ON F*CKING PENALTIES AGAIN,. I love you. Aimee
> >
You should talk to somebody who gives a f**k.
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As a postscript, I have just gotten off the phone from my Portuguese girlfriend who is not a happy bunny. Putting that aside I spent two weeks in Portugal during Euro 2004, I returned late Friday night.
The Portuguese people were fantastic, they were very wary of the England fans prior to the competition and when the trouble kicked off in the Algarve the fear did not wane. As the competition progressed, the real fans were out in force in Lisbon. Result, a complete change of opinion. This is the first time in history that the England fans have gone home with more credit than the players.
After the high of England v Croatia, I was at the England v Portugal game and whilst of course I left disappointed it was a privilege to be at such an exciting game and to experience such an atmosphere.
Tonight I am disappointed for Portugal, the people are superbly welcoming and I for one sat watching the game wanting them to win it.
Obrigado Portugal, you put on a hell of a show.
The Portuguese people were fantastic, they were very wary of the England fans prior to the competition and when the trouble kicked off in the Algarve the fear did not wane. As the competition progressed, the real fans were out in force in Lisbon. Result, a complete change of opinion. This is the first time in history that the England fans have gone home with more credit than the players.
After the high of England v Croatia, I was at the England v Portugal game and whilst of course I left disappointed it was a privilege to be at such an exciting game and to experience such an atmosphere.
Tonight I am disappointed for Portugal, the people are superbly welcoming and I for one sat watching the game wanting them to win it.
Obrigado Portugal, you put on a hell of a show.
Glad that Greece won. They didn't play well but with England out it would have been a shame to see another one of the big sides take the glory. I dont feel sorry for Portugal at all. They will have plenty more opportunities in the future. Besides I hate it when the host nation goes on to win. What are the odds of Greece winning it again?
Just goes to show that if you have determination and the will to succeed, you do not need famous players. France, England, Germany, Holland, Spain - famous players but poor performances.
Just goes to show that if you have determination and the will to succeed, you do not need famous players. France, England, Germany, Holland, Spain - famous players but poor performances.
The Best Is Yet To Come
It gets worse! I'm on a flight to Lisbon in the morning at 11:45 out of Heathrow for no other reason than to provide comfort. to a woman.
Jesus! it's a game of football, nothing more - no-one died.
I agree about Greece by the way, they won it in a sort of FA Cup 3rd round way. Portugal were a class above in skill but Greece were so well organised. Portugal could have played all night and not scored.
See ya'all on Wednesday! I'll bring you a Euro 04 shirt back, I believe they are selling them off cheap.
Jesus! it's a game of football, nothing more - no-one died.
I agree about Greece by the way, they won it in a sort of FA Cup 3rd round way. Portugal were a class above in skill but Greece were so well organised. Portugal could have played all night and not scored.
See ya'all on Wednesday! I'll bring you a Euro 04 shirt back, I believe they are selling them off cheap.
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