PILES, HOW DO YOU CURE THEM?

Archie · Post by **Archie** » Sun 02 Nov, 2003 11:28 pm

Happy and sad occasion this, think of not so much as the loss of a good thread, more as the gain of??????????????????? no nothing to be gained, bugger, who are we going take the rise out of now.

Quick question for Artist, did they put them in jar so you can display them on the mantlepeice? Just think of the possibilities, when they're fully dry and shrivelled, add them into the mother in laws Raisin Bran, or maybe make some eccles cakes for her, very nice.

Shoulderholster · Post by **Shoulderholster** » Mon 03 Nov, 2003 11:45 am

Archie
There going to be pickled and kept for posterity.He may even donate them to the Corps Museum,what do you say Steve?.
SH

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Mon 03 Nov, 2003 6:44 pm

I did ask for them but was told They had been incinerated.

Was going to put them on E Bay as an auction item. Thought some pervert might like them. O well such is life. (as misused by Artist, etc, etc)

Artist

Tab · Post by **Tab** » Sat 15 Nov, 2003 1:32 pm

A right shitty topic this, but some one seems fascinated by his arsehole.

:drinking:

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Tue 18 Nov, 2003 4:10 pm

Hey you lot.... Just heard that ShoulderHolster is about to go into hospital to have his Adenoids removed...... I do hope the the rumours that the NHS has a cut back on the use of Scalpels is not true.... I just can't bring myself to think of the same utensils being used on Artist and Holster.....

Hey Sooty.....I should complain bitterly, if some burley Houseman puts his hand up your jumper

Good luck Mate and keep your legs crossed and puttees on... at least then they can't make a mistake

Aye Mike

Sticky Blue · Post by **Sticky Blue** » Tue 18 Nov, 2003 6:25 pm

Just hope they get the table the right way round!

How are the Farmers Steve... not that you would know, they are in a jar somewhere. Just hope they didn't clone themselves in a futile attempt at survival.

Frank S. · Post by **Frank S.** » Tue 18 Nov, 2003 6:36 pm

They don't look happy...

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Tue 18 Nov, 2003 7:00 pm

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeet........... Its George Wubya's Grand Pappy..... Just hope he enjoys his stay in Buckingham Castle.....m'thinks hes going to be drastically disappointed.

Pilgrim Norway · Post by **Pilgrim Norway** » Tue 18 Nov, 2003 7:21 pm

Is there any connection with George's visit to Buck House and this thread
about having your nether regions groped ?

Is there any truth to the rumours then ? Will his luck change ?

AND - I think that the photo of Steve's piles is good taste.....
Supposedly worth a fortune too .....

Good luck to shoulderholster - Adenoids, sounds like a trip to Journey in Space - Beam me up Scotty.

'Aye

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Tue 18 Nov, 2003 7:36 pm

Trog.....Me Old Nordic Beauty.....When One reach the dizzy height of 'CULT MEMBER' on this forum, One will recieve a little chitty form the powers above, The Father, Son and Holy scribe in One's InTray, giving One express permission to Hyjack any Topic that is posted.... One Proviso though... One's thread has to pure Purile Crap..... Hence One's Last

Aye

Pilgrim Norway · Post by **Pilgrim Norway** » Tue 18 Nov, 2003 7:50 pm

I am suitably impressed O Cult Member ( spelling correct?).

My humble and grovelling compliments on your achievement and your 'licence' is duly noted.

ANYWAY - I think that the placing of George's visit was tre apt -
He's only doing it to get his photograph in Vogue - right ?

AND - I'm not paying for it either

'Aye

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Tue 18 Nov, 2003 9:32 pm

Pilgrim

Mikes right, we are a right pair of "CULTS"

Ar*e is fine now chaps. The offending items went up the old chimney at North Staffs hospital nearly a month ago. I did ask for them so's I could have them framed but they said no.

Shoulders had better give the old knives a good clean before they get near his swollen bits they may have resold the one they used on me, YOU NEVER KNOW!

Artist

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Mon 24 Nov, 2003 9:51 pm

Piles how do you cure them?

With a hell of a lot of pain!

I am now a skipping and a hopping! Thats it Beast, close this tread!

Artist

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Wed 26 Nov, 2003 8:31 pm

Artist... You sure you want to close this topic.....? Its almost a year old....cant we hold on for a couple of days.... As for your comment about the offending item... I have a vision of'em wriggling up a soot covered chimny heading for the distant light above, then emerging at the top ready to infest the whole of Cheshire.

.... I sall make a detour on my return from Cambridgeshire next tuesday

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Wed 26 Nov, 2003 8:39 pm

O go on then Mike, let's have an entire year of Piles! Just for you me luver! (sad old bugger that you are)

Artist

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