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Just tell him to fark off Artist. :wink: Kin Tossers :P
Ref the Hunts, I once had an Essex Gel as the "Resident Liason Officer" on a large refurb job I was doing in that London. Most of my lads were called Mike or Paul and a couple were called Hunt At every meeting with the client, progress meeting, meeting with the design team, or progress meeting, I took great delight in getting her to " go and see if anyones seen Mike Hunt"
"Ere, as anyone seen My Cant"
Oh, how we larfed. Well we did untill the client turned up with an Asian lesbian who put our girl in the picture one day. Severe sense of humour failure :roll:
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El Prez to tell me to change my name as it's not with the programme is a little hypocritical when you check out the two purile posts following yours, I am a bit astounded at this site as it appears to be populated with very strange people from the genuine ex/serving services to utter mongs!
Artist I am poersonally insulted by your post, I can assure you that I have considerable military service doing things sunshine that you can only invent in the Pub, totalling 26 years service at this time, wonder how much army cadet time you've done?


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:wink: Wayne Kerr,Only twenty six years?,Hell not another Part Timer.aye JR :wink: :wink:
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I haven't finished yet! and me knees haven't gorn yet either!
Mind you most of me hair has
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Ok Wayne welcome to the forums, the reason I requested a name change is because our site is, fortunately, viewed by families of serving and non-serving personnel. We apply a simple criteria, "would my wife/daughter/child be offended by that". If so we request a rethink.
Hopefully you will accept our views, we need input from serving personnel as much, if not more than us geriatrics. 8)
You should talk to somebody who gives a f**k.
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Post by Wayne Kerr »

Thats what I mean by hypocritical, a slightly tongue in cheek name offends but not "kin tossers in the body of the speech!, me mind boggles!
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Mate, do you live in Paderborn?
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Well in the same country at the moment, not to near mind............and no I'm not an estate warden!
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so you didnt do long then and must have left before "purpleism took hold", strangley I have a lot of respect for the Royals as I have served with and alongside(including sea time) for a fine and extended time once.
I have served equally enjoyably with the Maroon maniacs and have enjoyed that as well.
Seeing as you choose to chuck a load of abuse out before you have even spoken with a new member does seem a little stupid and unwelcoming, and leads people like me to think this site is popluated with walters mate!


Seeing as you aseem to have a collection of chips you werent a chef ? :lol:


As for joining the best mate I passed the hardest course in the army!/armed forces!/girl guides

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It would appear that Artists abusive last post has been modded out,

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Will put it back up Perce if you want! Thought I would PM you instead.

Try winding me up mate and I'm right their! Could not care how long you say you have served in the Army.

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15 all. The net and racquets will go back in the stores if you two don't kiss and make up. Now be nice.
Evans put the keyboard down gently!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ENOUGH, please. We have to allow for diversity and different ideas, religions, fetishes. So welcome Wayne. :lol:
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Wayne Kerr wrote:As for joining the best mate I passed the hardest course in the army!/armed forces!/girl guides
No way... not a chance... I don't believe it... impossible... who are you trying to kid...

Nobody has ever passed the Chef's Course, that is why it is the hardest course in the forces! :D
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Post by Kat =^..^= »

El Prez that's the second time someone's said Fetishes in this thread, you trying to get me interested or summat? lol :lol:

Hello Wayne, nice to see you ... I think :P I didn't ping to the name until someone spelt it out, I have a friend who's surname is Kerr and I didn't even think it could be a connection to you being a errrm .... errrm .... :drinking:

Anyway Hiya

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Haddock anyone? Or trout
A certain sense of deja vu.
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