Swamping

[harry hackedoff]

Muts,
do what I do when I`m shiters and need to swamp, simply piss in a glass and swallow! Easy!


Boat racing, don`t ya just love it

Bonsoir, pissoir

Harry

[Mutley]

Trouble is
1. when I wake up I can never find a glass
2. pint pots doesn't hold enough!Why is it

Normally when I wake I end up staring at something cold on the pillow
1. Mrs Mutley,
or
2. congealed chinese
at least the take away means something for breakfast, bm (before microwaves) and no stupid questions about dying flowers or the discoloured lawn.

[Mutley]

Loz,
Good to see your startin Lil'Hoppy of right:
don't forget to teach him:

1. Never swamp on Dads pit know matter how loud he snores.
2. Women who complain are frustrated.
3. He's only recycling.
4. There's not much virgin bush left, (on second thoughts get Hoppy to explain this one when he's a bit older).
5. He who swamps in the wind gets his own back.
6. A warm glow, quickly becomes a cold damp patch.

There's this useful mixture involving foofo, a vacuum and red wine thats extremely useful ............

Keep it Up

[harry hackedoff]

Loz, tell the bitch she`s lucky it wasn`t her handbag.(the teacher`s, not Mutleys`)

Speaking of virgin bush and blackbird`s nests, the Oz term is Map Of Tasmania( as in "Show us yer map of Tazzy") Look in your Atlas

yours, Aye

Harry