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Sheep.
Posted: Fri 29 Jun, 2007 4:50 pm
by Frankie
A man walks in to his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says
"This is the pig i have to f@#k when your not up for sex"
His wife says " I think you'll find that's a sheep"
He replys, " I think you'll find i was talking to the sheep!"
Posted: Fri 29 Jun, 2007 5:05 pm
by ali_hire
Have you heard? Jeremy Beadle has got a really big penis.
But on the other hand it's quite small!
Posted: Fri 29 Jun, 2007 5:13 pm
by davidemmerson
. . .
Posted: Sat 30 Jun, 2007 11:17 am
by Polynikes
What has eight legs and scares women?
Gang rape.
Posted: Sat 30 Jun, 2007 4:50 pm
by ali_hire
PAGreenwell wrote:Q. What do you call a Russian with Bronchitis?
A. Igorachestikov.
That tickled me!
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What's the definition of endless love?
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
Posted: Sat 30 Jun, 2007 10:55 pm
by Paratrooper01
How are michael jackson and santa claus the same??
They both come out of kids rooms with empty sacks.
Posted: Mon 02 Jul, 2007 9:28 pm
by ali_hire
NEWSFLASH:
Glasgow airport bomber has been named - Singe Mijeep
In a statement he made earlier today he is said to have carried the attacks in celebration of Ramavan!
Posted: Thu 05 Jul, 2007 6:55 pm
by M3LIX
nice one
How bout this:
Grand daughter goes to visit her Grandmother a day after her Grandfathers death ( You can tell this is going to be a grand joke eh?). They were having a nice conversation when the grand daughter asks
"So how did grandpa die?"
"Well...", says her grandmother, "We were actually having sex"
The grand daughter was alarmed since her grandparents were in their mid nineties!
"Arent you a bit too old for that?"
"Well no, you see we do it every Sunday at 11 O'Clock when the church bells go. He went in with the ding, and out with the dong. A nice and gentle rhythm."
There was a pause, and she swallowed before saying
"And it was going fine until the ice cream van came along"
Posted: Fri 06 Jul, 2007 6:41 pm
by Stinky
Isn't grand daughter spelt granddaughter:-?? Funny though.
joke
Posted: Sat 07 Jul, 2007 12:33 am
by azard9330
what have maichle jackson and whisky got in common
they bothe cum in tots