That spoofing game?

[Artist]

Arr Noice our Flo ver noice. Love conquered all in the end then?

Our Gronk board on Fearless was the talk of all the other messes. Some nameless person send a letter to The Sun saying that we were a lonely group of Matelots and Marines in dire need of female company.............Six thousand letters all with photos in them!

And by heck some of those Photos were not to put to fine a point on it......Very Very Explicit. Our resident Plumbs Rating nearly went blind thrashing himself silly over them. He lost nearly two stone in one week!!!

Artist

[JWT]

One of the Artists Secrets that I know will Piss him off cus I let it out the bag :- Uniform or Civvie Suites had to be Made To Measure for our man with Brush as his RIGHT ARM (left was OK) would never FIT IN the right arm of the OFF THE PEGGER.
Ashore he is always beckoned with HEY, ARTIST YOU w@#k, oops THRASHER, sorry. If you did see the LADIEEEEES he pulled you to would do a lot of THRASHING. At least that way you don’t wake up in the morning disgusted with your self.

JWT, See Thee the 26th mucker.

[JWT]

Yo Flo. I always thought LADIES got Inebriated NOT PISSED.>>>>>>>>


JWT.

[Artist]

Go and find yer Wombat you bloody Brisssol bugger you!!!

Oie don't know..........Life starts offt nice and then you get Fluffed!!

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