A soldiers JOb is to protect Britain and the Brittish people goto the Falklands and listen to how the locals speak
Interesting advice...
I assume you drive/take bus to work to get fit leave for work sooner and Jog or ride a bike wont get you upto RM/Para Standards alone but will get you basic level of fitness up
Because it was a rat it wasn't a proper dog that shouldn't have been killed... apparently.
if it was a propper dog that was killed but as it was a rat it should of been killed
Apparently, you stay in school 9-5 until you're 16. Then, you can take some GCSE's and show them to employers. Or you can stay there and do A-Levels in a place called Collage. A-Levels are like GCSE's except they don't have a School President.
in the UK we goto school we don't have school presidents or any of that crap we goto lessions 9 am til 5 pm untill you are 16 and you take your GCSE,s they are the qualification employers look at then you can either leave or stay for an extra 2 years todo A-Levels they are like GCSE's but harder or you can leave school at 16 and do A-Levels in Collage
and i don't think they have School Presidents in University either
and i know they dont in collage
I think my brain has melted.
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Let's not dwell on Chris...Big points for anyone who can nail amusing extracts from other authors. Interesting stuff though...noone ever told me half my job was going to the Falklands and listening to them talk!
After adopting what seems to be an SF username, he went on to become a pretend bootneck making things up about G force and leather. The following is an extract defending his 'credibility'. I nominate it to hall of fame because of the way he seems to mentally collapse at the end, his last conscious thoughts leaking out in an incoherent and probably intoxicated mess. Enjoy:
"I will certainly die with your permission... If I even believed you held the title Rotary booty... If you were and I say were...even close too or as equal or as good as a Royal Marine on a battlefield... I would humbly admit "yes I am a w@#k" but seeming you have wings and you are "All up in the air" I give you permission to fly away.. As with anybody on these websites If half the people who say... what they claim to be...really are those people.... conversation would be shite...including yours."
That special ex-SBS bod who hung around for a while before leaving, or banned .
thats the unoffical badge anyway ive got one on my blazer but normal bod's dont no what reg it belongs anyway.
well although i wear my blazer badge (g&l) id like to wear a badge and beret badge relating to my true reg. the sas do why cant we. also do you know can we wear our wing's and sc3 on a blazer ive never known anyone with them but im proud of what ive achived and want to be able to display the fact ive got no pic's for my son to look at just story's and he's not old enough yet .
What is the Best rank you can make with no qualifcations?
not that ill make that rank
On the upcoming US presidential election candidates:
I would of said Dean but there is something not right about him and i think if he is the canidate some dirt will come out and insted of being like a normal polition and watching what you say the says it and then says he did not mean it happens all the time
so i think Clark will be the better Canidate
On fashion:
I think the RAF uniforms are good that is if they still use the same ones as from WWII
On ethics:
i think we should not have the death penalty but have them working all day and i dont mean on a computer make them pay for there own food
On the future:
In answer to the Question "Where do you see yourself in 2020?"
i think i im gonna be in a Fox Hole somehwre in korea
Chris is an absolute comic genius, i haven't laughed so much in ages espcially the one about rank. Also don't you think that wait'n'bleed's post about making up his own martial arts sounds remarkably like David Brent?
I'd like to nominate this member for the 'Most Anal' award and 'Most Humorously Irritating Response To Legitimate Question' award. I was going to invite him to my birthday, but thought i'd save the postman the extra effort:
"The school I attended sent me a e-mail asking me to march in the MLK vigil on 19 Jan. This was my response. What are your thoughts.
Quote:
"I won't be attending the event due to a conflicting previous engagement.
BTW isn't it now known MLK was recieving direction and funding from the Communist Parties both in Canada, Russia and the US via Levinson? It is also widely understood by reading about the Civil Rights movement that its goal was to truely eliminate Individual Rights as prescribed in the Constitution and replace them with Civil Rights. This ideology is perfectly defined in The Communist manifesto written by Marx and read in Eng. 121.
I am sorry, but to add to the reasons I cannot attend this well enbraced, little understood celebration I by my association and oathe to a government, country and Constitution cannot and will not participate in an event that commemorates a man who waged war (Yes violence followed the man of peace every place he went)on those things at the expense of his own people as in the case of Birmingham he brought in buses of elementary school children to stand between him and the KKK (Another Socialist tactic, and out right child endangerment no matter the moral cause).
Though I know my remarks may well hurt feelings of those who only know the shallow surface of righteousness that MLK is recorded as standing for, you must acknowledge the fact that by my initial admiration of the man which inspired further research led me to discover these deceptive and subversive activities he was involved in. Among the other things I discovered were plagerized sections of his doctorial thesis which as a student who has taken the quaint and modest Eng 121 at a Community College understands is blatently wrong and marks ill character, a man of the cloth and having surpassed me in intelligence and education probably knew better, well without a doubt he knew better.
With all this said I would like to express my deep sympathy for the mistreatment of blacks and other minorities by the "Jim Crow" laws and general attitudes that once were popular but now on the decline.
If you should ever hold a celebration or vigil for Fredrick Douglas e-mail me, he is the only black leader I can think of who truely and unselfishly advised his people and left a legacy of writings that promote self sufficiencey. I'll leave you with one of his quotes
"I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence."
Fredrick Douglas
IMHO he was the only true leader for blacks and their struggle for recognition for equality under God and the Law as outlined in the Declaration of Independence by Thomas Jefferson. The consequence of all this division only facilitates the further destruction of the American family, the Constitution and God. Should we decide to realize and accept we are different but the same in many aspects, perhaps we could regain our freedom as written in the Constituion and undermined by illegal contradictory Civil Law.
Good luck and have fun on your march, but remember old Fredrick if you would, not many do.
As always take care and Merry Christmas.
Donald AGS KBP Alumni" So when do you think the NAACP, ADL and their ilk come kicking in my door?"[/i]
