Why?

[Oakers]

Here are some choice remarks to make

"Coz I'm ard y'see"

"Well I saw a picture of the uniform, you know the blue one and I thought I'd look absolutely striking in it"

"I saw Full Metal Jacket and I want me own gun to sleep with"

"The Marines? Oh sh*t I thought this was a travel agents I'm just trting to book a holiday to Ibiza!"

Any of those are guaranteed to get you in.......................gen

[cglees]

Sticky's one sounds perfect, i was thinking of memorising it, but then again, if everyone has that idea it might be a bit sussed when the section commanders get exactly the same answer week after week!!

[jonboy]

Why do you want to join the RM?
"Dont question my motives or I might have to end you!.....understand".
He will admire your aggression and offer you a place straight away I should think.