Re-introduction...

[Shoulderholster]

1812US Marine,you keep your hands off of our womenfolk,you come on here with your fancy store bought beans and your nylons trying to steal them away from us.We had enough of it in WW2 !!.
Just think lads Boxing Night in the SNCOs mess with a charity Bean Wrestling bout?,gerrrcha!.
But before we go any further we need to find a job for LOZ,her being the original Forum Pash!.
Perhaps she can "work the doors" what with her meat cleaver and those killer eyes,there will be no trouble for certain.
SH
(Another thread hijacked in the name of mentalism)

[Artist]

Jules

Let them down gently........You know it makes sense.

Aye Artist

[JulesB]

Let what down? My jugs?

Cheeky! Theyre 100% real sillicone I'll have you know!

[harry hackedoff]

Jules, how could you even think of leaving

very attractive, sophisticated, elegant, confident, mature young

but enough about me
Please stay, if only because you live in a village named after me
That`s reason enough in itself
Besides, if you stay you`ll

make a happy man feel very old

But enough about Parry

[Artist]

Jules

Work it out for yourself me Luver! Bingley Bongerley Beep!

Ave a nice day and just be gentle O.K?

Aye Artist

[harry hackedoff]

I use Johnsons baby-wipes to clean mine

[Artist]

Harry

What a small world. So do I! There playing up again.

Aye Artist

[harry hackedoff]

If yer wondering what village Jules comes from, it`s Kinackedoff in the Yorkshire dales. Mind you, most of the villagers are whining bastards

[Artist]

Harry

Ifen you get anymore laid back you'll sprain yer neck!

Aye Artist

[harry hackedoff]

Makes a change from me wrist Steve

Preparation Aitch was named after me, by the way
Aye,

[Artist]

Harry

Anything made out of bits of shark can stay away from my bits and bobs.

Aye Artist

[1812USMarine]

I have the sneaking suspicion that an awful lot of those deleted Viagra SPAM messages are suddenly being retrieved from the trash. Anyone need Norton Disk Doctor???

Humbly,

JD