Irish Guards capture Iraqi Mancurian

[exvmremf]

Kenny Everett had the right idea for these traitors even if he was a raving beefer. Round them all up, put them in a field and BOMB the bastards!!!!

[Artist]

I think you can still be strung up for commiting an act of treason whilst in a Naval Dockyard.

An ideal place to put the git would be that bootiful island Rockall.

aye steve evans

[Charlie]

Or send them to El Prez in the peoples republic of Truro

[Sven]

I think you can still be strung up for commiting an act of treason whilst in a Naval Dockyard.

Sorry to be analy retentive, but thats Arson in a Royal dockyard.

"Caught with a packet of matches and a can of lighter fluid? In Portsmouth no less? Well, well not your day is it Sunshine?"

[Sticky Blue]

When serving onboard hanging from the yard arm by the neck until dead is still available to a Captain as a punishment.


Imagine the face on the matelot who was stood there and the old man got it the wrong way round
'Nine days number Ones'
Phhhhhaaaaaaaarp
'Sorry, one days Nines'
Sigh

[Anodrog]

No! No! The best thing would be to send him back to his friends, and let them know he had been very helpful, information wise.



If your sword is too short step forward it will be long enough

[Artist]

Sven

I was close. New it had summut to do with what Matelots are famous for. He, He, He.

Hi anodrog. I'll get me coat.

aye steve evans