I most humbly apologise for any trauma I may have caused to anyone in the Parachute Regiment for the totally uncalled for statement I made about Tab choosing to be a Cowboy rather than a Paratrooper because of the particular film he happened to have seen first.
My only possible excuse is that I was set up your honour, and what true Booty could resist commenting on a statement like that.

See you on the 30 miler!
