Brothers in Arms

[Mutley]

Owdun sweetie, sorry but no ways will I call YOU sugar!

Cousin Grung, no offence but is that a clockwork truck - by the way assume you mean the liberation of Kuwait, or has boy George got designs agin!

[Grungey]

Howdy, yesterdays deep covert penetrative exploitation was a total success, ladies. Jes thought yall might care to no that. God put me here for a purpose and that pupose is fornication. How I lurve to do His will. Cousin Billy-Bob now, he`s from the stupid side of the famly. Hell, boy, he dummer than a truck load of oakies, so theys no question of guilt, is there? Anyhows, Laura Mays ma cousin, an we bin kinda close since we wuz bout ten I guess.
The name of that General of yourn ain Biily Ayers at all boys. Shoot, it was Pete-Billy Ayers. He was at thu surrender parlez at the end of the war when l see him next. He came in the tent all smilin an grinnin at the a-rabs like they shared some big joke, next in came ole Stormin hisself. Hell I ain seen him since he was a company commander in the Nam, caint says hes changed much. Well Ole Stormin looks like hes a bear what swallowed a wasp ,man. When the a-rab general puts his hand out fer Stormin to shake, real friendly, man that Stormin he looks at the hand like it was covered in dog shit. Boy I thought he was gonna bitch-slap that mother an drag him over the table an do him right there .
Ole Norman looks the I-raki straight in the eyes an you know what he says? He says "you ain`t from around here, boy, are ya?"
Laugh? Hell man, I ain`t laughed so much since they shot Kennedy

[El Prez]

I've got this very itchy feeling in my water. Are we biting or what? My suspicous nature I s'pose.

[Shoulderholster]

Grungey my redneck friend,the Generals name is Billy Unair, and feture in the book Bravo Two Zero (The final cash in).
Ya'll come back now.
SH

[harry hackedoff]

wrong again, Gunney and Shoulderholster,
Step forward Sir Peter de la Billionaire (have you read my latest book? it`s got flames on the cover)

Sent my copy of SAS: The Final Cash In, to our friend Bootneck.
He`s been quiet of late, which means he`s laughing his bollocks off while reading it.

SAS, don`t you just love `em?
Well at least it`s not Delta Force.


Aye, Harry

[Mutley]

is that a clockwork truck

[Mike]

I say, Is this colonial brother, GRUNGE................ for real?
Have we expressed an interst into his Forniacting past or even cousin Billy-Bob's driving habbits?
As for Laura May......the question I ask is........... DID SHE..

Answers please, in writing, to the office of Black Rod, Houses of Parliament, London. Thank you......

(Harry the new stuff is Brill)

Those of you at the back, put your hands up if you can't hear...
Aye

[harry hackedoff]

Cheers, Mike, just don`t smoke it all at once

[Grungey]

How y`all bin?
Mr Owdun, sirrah, thank you kindly for your words, if that Joe Kennedy`d a got his way europe`d be rulled by Hitler `stead of Tony Blur.Cain`t spend time jawin with y`all Thursday`s ma busy day.
Ma cuzz, Billy Ray likes to spend thursdays evenins on his boat with some of his friends a fishin an drinkin an such. Don`t catch much but sure do some drinkin, hell boy one time theys so drunk they ran into thu Occidental gas platform an put her out of service for three days.The laws would`ve caught up with them boys if it wasnt so damn foggy that night.
Well I gots to go now cos this afternoons ma monthly meetin an I`m up fer re-election. The after, why me an Joleen gets to spend some quality time if y`all git ma drift. By the ways she Billy Rays wife,
Y`all might like to try this link where you can see me an ma friends at our meetings. www.kukluxklan.net/
Theys lots of information on there bout the bible an faggots an White America an such.When the front page loads, clik enter and scroll down the pictures, thats me at the bottom in ma pea jacket next to Billy- Bobs truck!
Let me know if y`all find it interrestin,

Have a good one,(me an Joleen gonna have several I hopes)

[El Prez]

Nobody says Occidental, it's Oxy. So who de prime honkey pullin our chains bro'.

[harry hackedoff]

Nice of you to think of me that way, guys, but this gunney is someone else.
The Mutster is offski soon, so it will be a simple matter to see who else "aint around boy"
Makes i larf all the same, just check the link on his last post. Nice truck

Aye, Harry J Chickenshit 111 there boy

P.S. I dont f*&k my cousins, either

[Grungey]

I dont like that word about women ,man.
One time, we got us some women Marines. They sent the first batch thru fer grenade training an me an Gunney Sanderson was runnin the range, boy.
Well, the minimum safety range of a grenade in open country was thirty meters an you know what. None of them "ladies" could throw more`n fifteen. By the ways, y`all noticed that faggots an women caint throw?
Tonite I gets to see Thelma-Lou, she ma ex wife boy. When we`s married she din wanna know bout that side a things. But, hell boy, now she married to ma cousun Billy-John, why she do stuff an I dont even have to ask! If she was like that when we`s married, I`d still got deevorced, though.
Cain abide a woman what cain iron a shirt, proper
Hope y`all tried the link on ma last post. Aint that a great music track. Done picked that m`self, boy

By the ways, any of you boys owe me money from clockwork north in 81?