Everyone knows Lawrence Llewellin-Bowen did a nice pink, purple and peuce digi-cam scheme when the team from Changing Rooms were called in by Gen Mike Wacko Jackson as his parting gift.
Bowen asked Wacko what colour he wanted it painting and Wacko winked and tapped his bloodshot boozer`s nose. Leave it to you, dear boy, leave it to you.
Oh, I see, said Bowen, the rest as they say, is deniable.
You ain`t seen me, right
