Leroy8541

[Chris]

ladies and gentlemen we created sadam husein <laugh> side by side iraq and america stands committed to conlict in the world <fart>...the united states squandered lives on a massive scale so that one day our principles including my own violent ambitions will be shared by all

[harry hackedoff]

Well done Chris
second one`s better
Now, simply record that as your out going msg, and stand by
Aye,

[Chris]

Thankyou harry how about we here some of your work?

[dan]

Chris, ever heard of stream of consciousness?

[Chris]

nope

[owdun]

Bloody hell Chris,are you on something?,if so let us all in on the secret.


Aye Owdun.

[harry hackedoff]

Frank and dan, Chris is spot on. Go back to the top of the page, the pair of you, click on the link
Take no notice Chris good effort

[Rotary Booty]

Harry......excellent....have just wasted an hour making up speeches instead of decorating the lounge like I was supposed to!

Where exactly are you in Aussie, as you will be the target when SHE gets home!!

[JR]

Harry that link was 'Brill'.Aye JR

[dan]

Oops, laziness cost me there. Sorry Chris!
...It's just pretty similar to most of your posts!...

[owdun]

I fell into the same trap,dan, as you say,its just like his normal style,sorry Chris.


Aye Owdun

[harry hackedoff]

Time taking the piss out of Elmer is time well spent
Over to you, Leroy
Aye, Harry

P.S. Derek, there’s always tomorrow

[Rotary Booty]

Harry, that's what Saddam said, and look what's about to happen to him!!!

[leroy8541]

> > > >Subject: The French
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >A letter from an American soldier:
> > > >
> > > >Dear Dad,
> > > >
> > > >A funny thing happened to me yesterday at Camp Bondsteel (Bosnia): A
> > French
> > > >army officer walked up to me in the PX, and told me he thought we
> > > >(Americans) were a bunch of cowboys and were going to provoke a war
in
> > > >Iraq. He said if such a thing happens, we wouldn't be able to count
on
> > the
> > > >support of France.
> > > >
> > > >I told him that it didn't surprise me. Since we had come to France's
> > rescue
> > > >in World War I, World War II, Vietnam, and the Cold War, their
> > ingratitude
> > > >and jealousy was due to surface [again] at some point in the near
> future
> > > >anyway.
> > > >
> > > >I also told him that is why France is a third-rate military power
with
> a
> > > >socialist economy and a bunch of pansies for soldiers. I additionally
> > told
> > > >him that America, being a nation of deeds and action, not words,
would
> do
> > > >whatever it had to do, and France's support, if it ever came, was
only
> > for
> > > >show anyway.
> > > >
> > > >Just like in ALL NATO exercises, the US would shoulder 85% of the
> burden,
> > > >and provide 85% of the support, as evidenced by the fact that this
> French
> > > >officer was shopping in the American PX, and not the other way
around.
> > > >
> > > >He began to get belligerent at that point, and I told him if he would
> > like
> > > >to, I would meet him outside in front of the Burger King and whip his
> ass
> > > >in front of the entire Multi-National Brigade East, thus
demonstrating
> > that
> > > >even the smallest American had more fight in him than the average
> > > >Frenchman.
> > > >
> > > >He called me a barbarian cowboy and walked away in a huff..
> > > >
> > > >With friends like these, who needs enemies?
> > > >
> > > >Dad, tell Mom I love her,
> > > >
> > > >Your loving daughter,
> > > >
> > > >Mary Beth Johnson LtCol., USMC
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
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[leroy8541]

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