Hi everyone

[goldie ex rmp]

Hey,
Explained in the PM.

As for saying what I don't mean, well sometimes I have constipation of the brain and diahrea (sp?) of the mouth.

Where am I? Here. Or if you mean where am I specifically, a little village called Barlborough noone will of heard of.

Booty Cadet,

Just a few words of advice and then i will shut up, you have come onto this forum to get help or advice on joining up i assume? If this is the case then please think before you call the people who will probably give you such advice a "Dick", failure to do so will result in sod all info going your way.

I understand this is the internet so a little less formal but you wouldn't call me that if you walked into my office looking for advice would you?, well not unless youwere exreamly foolish.

I hope you take my advice mate

[Frank S.]

...well sometimes I have constipation of the brain and diahrea (sp?) of the mouth.

There's a cure for that. Take a chill pill. That and read more, post less.
The lack of smilies indicates that I'm not joking.

Other than that, welcome.

[flighty]

The correct spelling of "the shits' would not go amiss, either.

Jayne