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Am I The Only One?

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Who the Hells James Blunt then?

I thought he was the Queens Art Historian who turned out to be a Commy Spy and had his Knighthood taken away from him.

He was as Queer as a nine bob note to Boot.

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Artist wrote:He was as Queer as a nine bob note to Boot.

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Got that bit right!

He's the whiny bastard with floppy hair who has hijacked radio stations up & down the country.
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harry hackedoff wrote:Am I the only one who thinks James Blunt is shite? :o
He can`t write a song, doen`t understand melody or tune, can`t sing and has the personality of white dog shit.
Oh and he can`t sing either. :roll:

Total W4nker he is.
Did I say he can`t sing? :-?

Bet Doc likes him.
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And AS :roll:
Must be a slow news day in Oz!

James Blunt? Never heard of him Thought it was Cockney slang; as in: "He's a bit of a James"!

Oh, yeah, that twonk (see Hackedoff - I'm catching on! :roll: ).

The Mrs. likes him (Blunt, not Hackedoff - keep up ffs!). But then it seems any talentless cretin can get a female's attention if he acts (and sings) like a hurt little boy. Obsolute shaggin drivel.

He sings about some chick he sees on the subway who he fantasizes gives him the eye. "But I'll never be with you." That, sunshine is because she's looking at you and thinking...you make Bob Dilon look manly, now fark off before my little sister pulls your spaghetti arm off!

What's with all this depressing crap being made these days, too? I heard some Cold Play the other day. Sounded like bloody funeral misic. Leonard Cohen will be making a come back at this rate!

No, thanks. I'll keep me Skynerd!!
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I bloody hope not A_S! I can't stand the bloke. :P

Coldplay, on the other hand, are a regular feature Chez flighty.

Get yourself squiffy and listen to 'Clocks' full belt. Fantastic stuff!

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Bloody Coldplay!

New girl loves the bastards so they are being inflicted on me every chance she gets. Yet more whiny man-children hitting the top of the charts and the bottom of their talent (what is it with the airy crap from all pop men and deep voices of pop women over the last ten years...nobody told music execs that, y'know, it's generally the other way around?), I blame Chris Martin and his dirty vegan ways. More sterling poetry from them I might add, cue interminable repetitions of 'I will try to fix you', does he have a Gepetto complex? Oh, and they nicked most everything from [pre-w@#k experimental] Radiohead.

Anyway (dear god I agree with A-S) but Sweet Home et al, at least Skynerd knew how to write a song. Have to stand up for Dylan though, because a) he's the man, and b) he may be a little on the whippet side but if you've heard his voice lately he has more gravel in it than a quarry. Have a listen to Things Have Changed, if you're a Skynerd fan even you might like it A-S. And he's written more kickass songs than God. And he writes real words unlike all the pop c@#t muppets around today.
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Sarastro wrote:Bloody Coldplay!
I kinda like Coldplay. :evil:
You do realise that Bob Dylan has been dead for over thirty years?
Just no-one told him.
You seem to like all the American dead rock artists.
I'm sorry to inform you that Janis Joplin,Jimmi Hendrix,Jim Morrison, Mr.Garcia(Who is Grateful to be Dead)And Elvis have all left us.
I do understand that Elvis and"Johnnie Be Goode"Have been spotted in a certain Bar in Nantwich at about chucking out time. :o

"Don't You People'Ave'Omes to go to? :P
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Artist wrote:Who the Hells James Blunt then
That would be Anthony Blunt(The Fat Gay c@#t)
Brendas Artistic Historian who was Kim Philbys bum chum.
Philby died penniless in Moscow,Blunt served a prison term in the UK and died fairly wealthy('Kin Artists) :D
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Wholley wrote:You seem to like all the American dead rock artists.
Only because they happen to be better than all the live ones. I hear the grave of Hendrix does a thumping set :wink:
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I think Anastacia is fab!!!!!

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know naff all about her music though :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Seconded. Come back dream lady....
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More of a Shakira fan myself...

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I believe she sings too! :oops:
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Agreed, but why be fussy, they could do each other as we watched then I could join in as you lot thinned out for the night! :lol: :lol:
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One for Harry

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Can anyone post a pic of Fabio Cannavaro and his fab pecs?

I, sadly, lack the skills. :cry:

Jayney x
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