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Post by Beast »

Very good, keep 'em coming. :)
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Well done Jim for making me remember some of the drip phrases, top of the list was....
I hate this shit :x
Can`t believe I`m doing this shit :x
Who thought this one up :x

Mind you, Bootys aren`t happy unless they`ve got summat to drip about :P
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Post by Sticky Blue »

Switch on

Hardly the brightest candle in the church are we

Sadly because he is currently serving in the (Insert Unit here) (insert persons rank and name here) village is deprived of it's idiot.

YOU put the pid in stupid
Drums beating, colours flying and bayonets fixed...
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Post by harry hackedoff »

I put the Corporal in Corporal Punishment :x

The C.O. doesn`t like it :o

Are you wearing that rig for a bet?
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Post by Karl Gustaff »

Who's Weapon is that!!!!!

PEACE -What you have while you're reloading.
(Salute) "Good afternoon Sir, snipers in the area!"
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Post by Artist »

Definition of a disgruntled Bootneck.

Marine Mushroom.

Fed on shit and kept in the dark!


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Post by Mike »

Jolly boat passes RN war canoe on a dockyard cruise and full of Grockles......

Jack waves and shouts 'Hands up all those who had a snatch last night......' They always wave back with a big smile on their faces!!

Another

Hand on cock.....Brain in Neutral

Goint to the Heads?...... Good.. Its the only place where you know what your doing!

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Thumb up bum, mind in neutral Mikey. :wink:
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Carlos, where the fork have you been you idle person you :o
There was me, getting all girly and wet at the prospect of you buying me a pint and then you thins out you tart :roll:
Send me your sitrep and location and we`ll see about getting you into the Mess.
Oh and er, Howyagoin?
Good mate yourself :P
Onyas :wink:

Just drank another farking fly in me VB, Bastard, hey :( tut
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harry hackedoff wrote:Thumb up bum, mind in neutral Mikey. :wink:
Bertie.... Depends on whose doint it!

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When I`m bimbling along, ski-ing in the sunny side of the firebreak, it`s my thumb up my bum, but when I`m back onboard on the odd occasion that I chose not to trap......... :roll:
"Is that your soap, Mikey?"
See oppo, your Public Skool Heducation wasn`t all wasted 8) At least it prepared you, for me :o
Why aren`t you wearing your Gimp suit, by the way :roll:
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Post by OMSSMretd »

If in doubt scrub out!

If you dont like it put your notice in.

Thats life in the blue suit.

Get your cap!
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ARMY

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Post by Mike »

Mind yer fingers Jack.

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One hand for you one hand for the Queen (God bless her).
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