Great Quotes.Any others?

[Rover]

"We trained hard. But it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized.

I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization"

Petronius Arbiter
210 BC

As true today as then!

Rover

[df2inaus]

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

Robin Williams
http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/w/Robin_Williams_1.htm

[Goose]

All my life I've blown my money on beer and women. The rest I just wasted. (Anon.)

[anglo-saxon]

"Watch what you're doing with that bow. You'll a've some buggers' eye out!"

- King Harold.

[Artist]

Attila the Hun to his Army:

Right one more time now lads. It's rape the women and steal the horses. Lets get it right this time OK?

Artist

[JR]

Hell,If wit was the rig of the day we would all be wearing fur coats.Aye Jr

[Jason The Argonaut]

We make war that we may live in peace - Aristotle

[John_D]

I am ready to meet my Maker.

Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter."


- Sir Winston Churchill

John_D

[bullpup]

Man's Greatest Conquest Will Be Himself; Winston Churchill

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens; Woody Allen

Reincarnation! No way! Once was more than enough; Bullpup!

Bull

[RobT]

" Channel 55 and a box of tissues
Thats what i use for my sexual issues"