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								SandyTheGuvnor 							 
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								by SandyTheGuvnor   »  Fri 11 Sep, 2009 8:06 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			confused_bolton_boy wrote: I believe it's a young woman called Kelly who has the massive bazookas
 
"Kelly" is more than likely a 20 stone chef called Dave who likes too fantasise about girls with big bouncing tits
 
			
			
									
						
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								by HRH   »  Sun 13 Sep, 2009 10:30 am 
			
			
			
			
			
			"Kelly" is more than likely a 20 stone chef called Dave who likes too fantasise about girls with big bouncing tits[/quote]
A ploy to get her to send out some proof that she's a fitty with massive tits?   
  
On another note can I ask do girls have to do full pressups on basic training and then thereon, or ones with knees on the floor ?
I know the mods will be thinking I am trying to get away with the minimum, thats not the case I'm trying every day to get t knees up off the floor
 
			
			
									
						
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								by gunner75   »  Sun 13 Sep, 2009 3:01 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			yeah come on 'dave' get em out, lets see the evidence  
 
			
			
									
						
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								by MSI64   »  Sun 13 Sep, 2009 4:47 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			normal pressups
			
			
									
						
										
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
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								by SandyTheGuvnor   »  Sun 13 Sep, 2009 5:26 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			HRH wrote: A ploy to get her to send out some proof that she's a fitty with massive tits?   
  
Not in the slightest, plastic tits do nowt for me
 
			
			
									
						
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								by HRH   »  Mon 14 Sep, 2009 8:48 am 
			
			
			
			
			
			fair one 
 
MSI is there a certain number of pressups expected at the start of phase 1 or just as many as u can?
			
			
									
						
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								by HRH   »  Thu 22 Oct, 2009 9:04 am 
			
			
			
			
			
			Just wanted to bring this 1 up to the top  
 
Anyone knows if theres a certain amount of press ups u need to be able do at the start of basic?
			
			
									
						
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								by MSI64   »  Thu 22 Oct, 2009 5:21 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			No its as many as you can do, However there is a certain amount to do when you do your PFT/BFT/BPFA or whatever we are calling it at the moment
			
			
									
						
										
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
																			
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								by Zoe   »  Thu 22 Oct, 2009 7:10 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			HRH wrote: Just wanted to bring this 1 up to the top  
 
Anyone knows if theres a certain amount of press ups u need to be able do at the start of basic?
 
  You still not doing pressups H?, 
not long now you no!!!!!
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								by HRH   »  Fri 23 Oct, 2009 8:47 am 
			
			
			
			
			
			Ok thanks for the response  
 
Haha I got about 5 months to get them knees off the floor Zoe 
how is ur fitness etc u got a date yet? x
			
			
									
						
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								by Zoe   »  Fri 23 Oct, 2009 1:44 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			HRH wrote: Ok thanks for the response  
 
Haha I got about 5 months to get them knees off the floor Zoe 
how is ur fitness etc u got a date yet? x
 
5months! youll get there girly!! its going so SLOW dont you think!!! 
22nd of feb i start  
  fittness is going good managed to knock bit off run time since ADSC and i wont tell you how many press ups i can do... 
 
			
			
									
						
										
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
																			
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								by HRH   »  Fri 23 Oct, 2009 1:52 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			WHAT! feb! You jammy dodger 
Ah that's wicked that u got a date 
 
			
			
									
						
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								by HRH   »  Fri 23 Oct, 2009 1:53 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			and how many press ups are u on then, come on I can take it  
 
			
			
									
						
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								by Zoe   »  Fri 23 Oct, 2009 2:00 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			HRH wrote: WHAT! feb! You jammy dodger 
Ah that's wicked that u got a date 
 
Yeh i dont no how that happend... cant wait, really tryin to crack on with fittness got just over 3months ahhh fokin hell!!!
are you going to pirbright for your basic i cant remember???? 
and .... (cough).. 30  
 
			
			
									
						
										
						 
		 
				
		
		 
	 
				
		
		
			
				
																			
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								by HRH   »  Fri 23 Oct, 2009 2:51 pm 
			
			
			
			
			
			course I am nutter all girls go 2 pirbright, so I'll be there at same time but 3 weeks behind 
 
30, well done that's really good going, I seriosuly need to get on it
			
			
									
						
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