This is the door,then the screen door.
Don't let it hit you in the butt on the way out.
Wholley
You've been quiet lately Bud Wassup?
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Wholley you sure wake up early. You are retired, sleep in? As to Jason, I know why he's been quiet. He probably got's a girlfriend
Yep I can just here it. "Jason don't spend so much time on the forum" "Jason why are you always on the computer" "Jason take me to Herman's Pig Stand and get me a pulled pork sandwich, curly fries and a coke and get off the computer." Yeah Jason and they only get worse.
I could be wrong Wholley, but most of the time when a man disappears from his pal's it is usually because of an overbearing woman. Ain't that the way it is?
Yep I can just here it. "Jason don't spend so much time on the forum" "Jason why are you always on the computer" "Jason take me to Herman's Pig Stand and get me a pulled pork sandwich, curly fries and a coke and get off the computer." Yeah Jason and they only get worse.
I could be wrong Wholley, but most of the time when a man disappears from his pal's it is usually because of an overbearing woman. Ain't that the way it is?
Let them call me a rebel and I welcome it, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of demons were I to make a whore of my soul. (Thomas Paine)
Whitey, one of us Empirical Barstewards has to ask, what the GWB is a 'pulled pork sandwich?'
Now I've known a few pork swordsmen, a few Bishop polishers, but pulled pork.
Mmmmmmmm
Ah ha ha, yeah Ahm all shook up.
Now I've known a few pork swordsmen, a few Bishop polishers, but pulled pork.
Mmmmmmmm
Ah ha ha, yeah Ahm all shook up.
You should talk to somebody who gives a f**k.
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Lance that's the one. Your majesty you mean to tell me you ain't got no pork sandwiche's in that thar kingdom of your's? 
HardRock Cafe has it on their menue, go get one, you'll like it alright.
HardRock Cafe has it on their menue, go get one, you'll like it alright.
Let them call me a rebel and I welcome it, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of demons were I to make a whore of my soul. (Thomas Paine)
It ain't nothing to be sure about, that's good eating boy. I bet you Wholley has had pulled pork. You'd leave England for pulled pork once you tried it.
Put some tobasco and mustard on it with a side of potato salad and you got a damn good meal. Cook some up and see.
How come ain't never nobody want's my sister? I need to get her married off, she eat's more than the hog's. She's a good worker and is large enough and strong enough to double as a bodyguard, or defensive lineman on your neighborhood American football team.
Put some tobasco and mustard on it with a side of potato salad and you got a damn good meal. Cook some up and see.
How come ain't never nobody want's my sister? I need to get her married off, she eat's more than the hog's. She's a good worker and is large enough and strong enough to double as a bodyguard, or defensive lineman on your neighborhood American football team.
Let them call me a rebel and I welcome it, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of demons were I to make a whore of my soul. (Thomas Paine)
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Well it hit my right on the ass causing me to fall very badly. So I'm going American Style on this one, an I am suing you !!wholley wrote:Jason,
This is the door,then the screen door.
Don't let it hit you in the butt on the way out.
Wholley
P.S I hope you have loads of money
Mouth wateringWhitey wrote:"Jason take me to Herman's Pig Stand and get me a pulled pork sandwich, curly fries and a coke
Well Whitey I dont have a girlfriend, not sure if thats a good or bad thing
. No the main reason why I have not been about is, due to my career in the forces ending before is started, I have been job hunting. I still intend to join the armed forces but at a later date, more than likely go for the RM.But in the mean time I have got a job as a Security Officer working of a company called Chubb http://www.chubb.co.uk/. I have been going to interviews and training days up London for the past few weeks. The job is in Erith not far from where I live, we haven't got a starting date yet, but hopefully some time in the next few weeks.
One of the blokes who I will be working with me was in the 1st Battalion Queen's Lancashire Regiment for 19 years. So we have been getting drunk while he tells me about his army days, very interesting
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I'd heard of loose meat sandwiches, didn't twig this is the same. Now I know why those shorts make Whitey's sisters Ass look big.
Tie that woman down, before we hit a corner!
Tie that woman down, before we hit a corner!
You should talk to somebody who gives a f**k.
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Elvis,
what do you know about Whitey's sisters bum?You can tell us,your secret will be safe.(yer right)
Jason,
Which side of the screen door did you fall?Was there a blood trail?
My attorney's"Sue Grabbit And Runne"Will be in contact with your"People"shortly.
Whiteman,
Sleeping in when retired would be easy apart from one little problem.
Known the world over as a"Wife".
A"Wife"is generally heard in the early AM when they are known for their familiar call"What the f@#k do you think your doing in bed you lazy sod,get out and cut the grass"
When this species returns from work to find your's truly in the hammock,
another call is often heard"I work my fingers to the bone every day,just to find you asleep with an empty six pack"
Responding to this call can be life threatening,thus.
Do not say"well now you mention it I could use another six"
Or"If you have any fingers left,pop me another"
The"Wife"will react negatively to the above.
Strange breed these"Wife"creatures,you never quite know where you stand with them.
My call"Yes dear,whatever you say dear"seems to be losing it's effect somehow,maybe I should get out of my hammock before using that call.
Oh,Hi Hon,someone was just talking about you,yes dear,I'll get right on it,yes I know,mow the f@#k lawn.
Sigh....
Wholley the hen pecked.
what do you know about Whitey's sisters bum?You can tell us,your secret will be safe.(yer right)
Jason,
Which side of the screen door did you fall?Was there a blood trail?
My attorney's"Sue Grabbit And Runne"Will be in contact with your"People"shortly.
Whiteman,
Sleeping in when retired would be easy apart from one little problem.
Known the world over as a"Wife".
A"Wife"is generally heard in the early AM when they are known for their familiar call"What the f@#k do you think your doing in bed you lazy sod,get out and cut the grass"
When this species returns from work to find your's truly in the hammock,
another call is often heard"I work my fingers to the bone every day,just to find you asleep with an empty six pack"
Responding to this call can be life threatening,thus.
Do not say"well now you mention it I could use another six"
Or"If you have any fingers left,pop me another"
The"Wife"will react negatively to the above.
Strange breed these"Wife"creatures,you never quite know where you stand with them.
My call"Yes dear,whatever you say dear"seems to be losing it's effect somehow,maybe I should get out of my hammock before using that call.
Oh,Hi Hon,someone was just talking about you,yes dear,I'll get right on it,yes I know,mow the f@#k lawn.
Sigh....
Wholley the hen pecked.
Yeah that is how my wife is. She goes to school for 6-7 years parties, lounges whatever and now has a job, during the time she was doing the above I was in the military, now I'm in school she comes home everyday with a mouth full of junk to say. How they forget. School was her idea, all her friends have papers signed by Universities, so to be accepted with the intellectuals I had to go to school and get one, any one, doesn't matter. But the whole "I work my fangers to the bone" act is about to get her a place all to herself and me several mail order brides Just kidding, they all end up the same from my experience, Yes dear seems to be working well, even though it violates my hillbilly principles.
My sister isn't fat, she just gots them big bones. (That ain't no lie either)
Just kidding, they all end up the same from my experience, Yes dear seems to be working well, even though it violates my hillbilly principles.My sister isn't fat, she just gots them big bones. (That ain't no lie either)
Let them call me a rebel and I welcome it, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of demons were I to make a whore of my soul. (Thomas Paine)
You are actually pretty close to the truth ELP, my Dr. Feel Good's get hypertension when I raise my hand or turn in a paper. I look at the topics a week ahead, read a bit and then nail them. Had one who was a die hard old family red ask me to not take his classes again, I got an "A" and he said rationally he agreed with me, just his emotions steer him different. I figure next semester I'll take another class of his. Getting "Un-brainwashed" isn't fun.
I went through withdrawl's after the military when my sense's returned and I couldn't hold down the b/s anymore because it was clearly all of a sudden b/s.
You'll have to meet Bill someday, he can tell you. I went through an extended period of "You mean there isn't really an Easter Bunny" type period. I still thought the gold in Ft. Knox backed my dollar. Can you say "Dumb ass"?
Yep that I was.
I went through withdrawl's after the military when my sense's returned and I couldn't hold down the b/s anymore because it was clearly all of a sudden b/s.
You'll have to meet Bill someday, he can tell you. I went through an extended period of "You mean there isn't really an Easter Bunny" type period. I still thought the gold in Ft. Knox backed my dollar. Can you say "Dumb ass"?
Yep that I was.
Let them call me a rebel and I welcome it, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of demons were I to make a whore of my soul. (Thomas Paine)
