. the plane I'm drivin these days (a Hawker800xp) uses 5606 in a pressurized system...no foaming, smells more like something ya don't mind puttin' on after shavin...
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Haahahahahaha ya'll got bug's! 
I used to laugh like hell after every port, it was a VD circus. Blue pills, the silly putty shot, puple shampoo, sometimes clear, permanent perscriptions for zovoraxx. Hahahahahaha
Ramming the rod and looking through the micro scope.
I used to laugh like hell after every port, it was a VD circus. Blue pills, the silly putty shot, puple shampoo, sometimes clear, permanent perscriptions for zovoraxx. Hahahahahaha
Ramming the rod and looking through the micro scope.
Let them call me a rebel and I welcome it, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of demons were I to make a whore of my soul. (Thomas Paine)
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I was a Corpsman and VD in the US Fleet is so common they called us Pecker Checkers. Ever seen a guy get his bore punched?
I used to hate to do it, but it was funny how the same guys kept getting the same stuff. We had a Ghonorreah outbreak once because the boatswain's mates were sharing inflatable dolls.
I used to hate to do it, but it was funny how the same guys kept getting the same stuff. We had a Ghonorreah outbreak once because the boatswain's mates were sharing inflatable dolls.
Let them call me a rebel and I welcome it, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of demons were I to make a whore of my soul. (Thomas Paine)
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HMS Fearless, circa the 70's one manky 3 badge RN chef from the Rhonda Valley, Wales. Stumbles into 38 mess and asked this young matelot sparker if he could borrow the lads Nail Clippers.
Lad says yes and the Manky Chef drops his Keggs and shreddies, whips out his Prick, pulls back the foreskin and procedes to remove the Penile Warts with the Clipper. (young Matelot starts to go green)
I asked the Manky Chef "Got a promise tonight then George?"
Reply was "Ooo yes indeed Steve, She's well past the menopause so's I'm saving a Quid right from the start you see mate" (He did not need to purchase Condoms, 3 for a £)
"Well have a goodun George, (I witness the young matelot now heaving his guts up into a spitkid) by the way I think you've proffed a pair of nail clippers" I replied.
"O yes...........Steveeee you couldnt lend me a fiver (£5) could you mate?"
"F**k off George"
You tell a civvy that tale and they don't believe you, but it's true!
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Lad says yes and the Manky Chef drops his Keggs and shreddies, whips out his Prick, pulls back the foreskin and procedes to remove the Penile Warts with the Clipper. (young Matelot starts to go green)
I asked the Manky Chef "Got a promise tonight then George?"
Reply was "Ooo yes indeed Steve, She's well past the menopause so's I'm saving a Quid right from the start you see mate" (He did not need to purchase Condoms, 3 for a £)
"Well have a goodun George, (I witness the young matelot now heaving his guts up into a spitkid) by the way I think you've proffed a pair of nail clippers" I replied.
"O yes...........Steveeee you couldnt lend me a fiver (£5) could you mate?"
"F**k off George"
You tell a civvy that tale and they don't believe you, but it's true!
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A young 17 year old bootneck on his first draft to Singapore in 1970, got a dose within the first week of geting there. After going to sickbay and getting the jabs and mispot civ , a vile concockson to make you better.Anyway after a couple of weeks of treatment he goes back to sickbay for a check up , after a couple of tests the MA says bend over Royal on doning the rubber glove with a little bit of KY, he sticks the ol finger up the bum to check the Prostrate glands, when the MA lets out a cry , "you dirty barstard" sitting in his hand was a pile of s**t, well they should have told him what they were going to do. Still he knew what to do the next time 
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Artist wrote:HMS Fearless, circa the 70's one manky 3 badge RN chef from the Rhonda Valley, Wales. Stumbles into 38 mess and asked this young matelot sparker if he could borrow the lads Nail Clippers.
Lad says yes and the Manky Chef drops his Keggs and shreddies, whips out his Prick, pulls back the foreskin and procedes to remove the Penile Warts with the Clipper. (young Matelot starts to go green)
I asked the Manky Chef "Got a promise tonight then George?"
Reply was "Ooo yes indeed Steve, She's well past the menopause so's I'm saving a Quid right from the start you see mate" (He did not need to purchase Condoms, 3 for a £)
"Well have a goodun George, (I witness the young matelot now heaving his guts up into a spitkid) by the way I think you've proffed a pair of nail clippers" I replied.
"O yes...........Steveeee you couldnt lend me a fiver (£5) could you mate?"
"F**k off George"
You tell a civvy that tale and they don't believe you, but it's true!
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Humphs Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 3:37 pm Post subject:
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A young 17 year old bootneck on his first draft to Singapore in 1970, got a dose within the first week of geting there. After going to sickbay and getting the jabs and mispot civ , a vile concockson to make you better.Anyway after a couple of weeks of treatment he goes back to sickbay for a check up , after a couple of tests the MA says bend over Royal on doning the rubber glove with a little bit of KY, he sticks the ol finger up the bum to check the Prostrate glands, when the MA lets out a cry , "you dirty barstard" sitting in his hand was a pile of s**t, well they should have told him what they were going to do. Still he knew what to do the next time
I've heard stories like that... I've got one really gross for you........" in Vietnam, I was flying a 'Charlie-model' gunship with a Light Fire Team doing gun-cover for my flightschool room-mate, who was flying a Sioux-scout... ol' Charlie opened up with a .50... Frank and his gunner/crew-chief died in a burning OH-13 filled with Avgas before they ever did hit the ground. I didn't know what to tell his Dad or his Fiance'... and still don't." that's a good story, ain't it?...
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No not really. I never joke about people dying. The tale I told was true as was Humphs tale. No deaths were involved. Both the tales were of how life was and more than likely still is in the British Armed forces.
So why try and Blackcat two tales of British Humour with a tale of some poor sod Popping his clogs in the execution of his duty? Not funny in any way shape or form.
You want tales of death and destruction? Then may I suggest you go to some Walter Mitty site where the Bullsh*t is coming at you from all sides courtesy of a bunch of Losers who have never been at "THE POINTED END"
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No not really. I never joke about people dying. The tale I told was true as was Humphs tale. No deaths were involved. Both the tales were of how life was and more than likely still is in the British Armed forces.
So why try and Blackcat two tales of British Humour with a tale of some poor sod Popping his clogs in the execution of his duty? Not funny in any way shape or form.
You want tales of death and destruction? Then may I suggest you go to some Walter Mitty site where the Bullsh*t is coming at you from all sides courtesy of a bunch of Losers who have never been at "THE POINTED END"
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